Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Places with sand?

Ok, if we restrict to inside the home, anywhere is good (ok, if you have kids…..not in their rooms please, gross)

 

[MrsPassion]

You missed places with sand! Lol

Are there blankets available though?

 

[Bry1313]

Hey…don’t go poking fun at my list. You said “there isn’t a bad spot” and I maintain if I’m not there…its a bad spot

If all 8 billion of us need to be around you when we are doing this, it’s gonna get crowded in your neighborhood

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Welp. Back to bed I go. And I'll be thinking about @OrdinaryPerson

Enjoy. You're welcome for the inspiration sweet cheeks!

 

[MrsPassion]

If all 8 billion of us need to be around you when we are doing this, it’s gonna get crowded in your neighborhood

I believe in strong, close communities Bry. The more the merrier

 

[MrsPassion]

Ok, if we restrict to inside the home, anywhere is good (ok, if you have kids…..not in their rooms please, gross)

There’s obnoxious happy elephant wall paper in there. Hell fucking-no not in that room

 

[Bry1313]

I believe in strong, close communities Bry. The more the merrier

How’s the water supply there, can it handle all of us?

 

[MrsPassion]

How’s the water supply there, can it handle all of us?

The PNW has excellent water and a plethora of places to get it.
Bonus: I’m willing to offer a personal spigot to any parched visitors

 

[Bry1313]

The PNW has excellent water and a plethora of places to get it.
Bonus: I’m willing to offer a personal spigot to any parched visitors

Fine, it’s been awhile, on my way.

 

[MrsPassion]

Fine, it’s been awhile, on my way.

Bring your Birkenstocks

Oh and any obscure band tees if you have them

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Good Morning!
(Or afternoon to the UK folks )
So ummm…is everyone just masturbating in bed this morning or what?

Now I am.

 

[MrsPassion]

Now I am.

see! I knew everyone was getting down with their bad selves!

I’m contemplating going back to bed to join the morning fun

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

see! I knew everyone was getting down with their bad selves!

I’m contemplating going back to bed to join the morning fun

Let's just all get on Skype and make this a group thing.

 

[Bbl87]

Let's just all get on Skype and make this a group thing.

Man, of course you suggest this when I'm getting ready to board my flight.

 

[MrsPassion]

Let's just all get on Skype and make this a group thing.

The Great Lit Masturbate-A-Thon has a nice ring too it

 

[LupineOne]

Now I am.

I was, but work sucks, and not in the way I like

 

[MedicalMuse]

Are there blankets available though?

Still a fucking dead no. Sanded vagina is not in my purview.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I was, but work sucks, and not in the way I like

I suck in the way you like. Just sayin’

 

[MrsPassion]

Still a fucking dead no. Sanded vagina is not in my purview.

“sanded vagina” is one of those phrases that gave me goose bumps but not in a good way

Places with sand officially added to list

 

[LupineOne]

I suck in the way you like. Just sayin’

I know you do
You’d be perfect

 

[Bbl87]

I suck in the way you like. Just sayin’

I feel like this is a believe but verify situation...

 

[MedicalMuse]

I know you do
You’d be perfect

Fuck yes I am.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I feel like this is a believe but verify situation...

You should ALWAYS verify claims.

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

You should ALWAYS verify claims.

Trust but verify....someone said that once...

 

[Bbl87]

You should ALWAYS verify claims.

I'd gladly verify with you. Repeatedly.