Sex & Shenanigans

[HoneyMeadows]

Do other people not rub one out to try to get back to sleep?

I do, but that wasn't in the list of options

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Do other people not rub one out to try to get back to sleep?

Am I doing mornings wrong? Because this thought didn't even cross my mind.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Am I doing mornings wrong? Because this thought didn't even cross my mind.

Welp. Back to bed I go. And I'll be thinking about @OrdinaryPerson

 

[MrsPassion]

Good Morning!
(Or afternoon to the UK folks )
So ummm…is everyone just masturbating in bed this morning or what?

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Good Morning!
(Or afternoon to the UK folks )
So ummm…is everyone just masturbating in bed this morning or what?

I'm at the stage of needing an afternoon nap

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Good Morning!
(Or afternoon to the UK folks )
So ummm…is everyone just masturbating in bed this morning or what?

Not me
School hols innit

My toybox is a distant memory this week

 

[base10]

Do other people not rub one out to try to get back to sleep?

That only works for me before sunrise. If the sun is up and I rub one out, I’m awake. That’s just morning fun

 

[base10]

Good Morning!
(Or afternoon to the UK folks )
So ummm…is everyone just masturbating in bed this morning or what?

It’s more likely going to be on the couch

 

[MrsPassion]

I'm at the stage of needing an afternoon nap

Gimmie five hours and I’ll be needing a nap too! I’m never up this early during the week much less a Saturday

Not me
School hols innit

My toybox is a distant memory this week

oh man I don’t know what “school hols innit” means but it sounds dastardly if it’s keeping from your toys

 

[MrsPassion]

It’s more likely going to be on the couch

Wherever feels best I reckon!
I personally prefer the shower or my bed lol

 

[LupineOne]

oh man I don’t know what “school hols innit” means but it sounds dastardly if it keeping from your toys

Translation: The kids are off from school. No privacy

 

[base10]

Wherever feels best I reckon!
I personally prefer the shower or my bed lol

As long as we’re cumming, everybody wins

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Translation: The kids are off from school. No privacy

Bingo!

 

[MrsPassion]

Translation: The kids are off from school. No privacy

Thank you I can’t wait to put “The Kings English” in the languages section of my resume. It’s like Rosetta Stone in here

 

[MrsPassion]

Bingo!

Lol oops didn’t mean to call your kid dastardly my bad Rosie!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Lol oops didn’t mean to call your kid dastardly my bad Rosie!

Ah you haven't met him

 

[Bry1313]

Wherever feels best I reckon!
I personally prefer the shower or my bed lol

I mean, there isn’t a bad spot

 

[MrsPassion]

I mean, there isn’t a bad spot

I can think of five off the top of my head

 

[Bry1313]

I can think of five off the top of my head

Present your list please

 

[MrsPassion]

Ah you haven't met him

I’m pretending mine isn’t shouting “want waffles!!” right now

He hates waffles. I refuse to make waffles ever again.

 

[MrsPassion]

Present your list please

1) burning building
2) NASCAR race
3) funeral
4) the midddle of your annual review
5) anywhere I’m not

 

[Bry1313]

1) burning building
2) NASCAR race
3) funeral
4) the midddle of your annual review
5) anywhere I’m not

That would be weird for you to be doing it where you are not.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I can think of five off the top of my head

Places with sand?

 

[MedicalMuse]

1) burning building
2) NASCAR race
3) funeral
4) the midddle of your annual review
5) anywhere I’m not

You missed places with sand! Lol

 

[MrsPassion]

That would be weird for you to be doing it where you are not.

Hey…don’t go poking fun at my list. You said “there isn’t a bad spot” and I maintain if I’m not there…its a bad spot