Sex & Shenanigans

Ok, so it's kinda slow, so I will answer yesterday's question regarding my most embarrassing moment. So I'm home from college on winter break and one of my HS friends has us going to his sister's house to hang out. I can't remember if it was a party or what the story was. His sister and BiL were out but the husband's sister was there. We met and kinda hit it off. At some point, things got romantic and we headed to the master bedroom. Things are going well when there is a noise. She says "oh shit, my brother is home and slides out from under me, as she is naked and is dressing in a rush. Well, timing is everything. As Mr. Happy left the warm embrace, he decided it was fireworks time and made some fancy artwork all over their animal print comforter. I then dressed, we scurried down the stairs and the brother wanted to know what we were doing upstairs. As they went up to investigate, I told my friend I was gonna take off and heard a bit of a ruckus as I closed the door. The next day I got a call from my friend telling me how unhappy his sister was. 🤷‍♂️
 
Today, what is the most romantic / sexy / unique thing someone has done for you in the bedroom?
my husband once played with my clit/ ate me out with these really ripe and juicy strawberries, then fed them to me “only after you make them glisten” 🫠 I’m not doing this story justice but it was hot. And now I always get tingly eating strawberries 🙈
 
my husband once played with my clit/ ate me out with these really ripe and juicy strawberries, then fed them to me “only after you make them glisten” 🫠 I’m not doing this story justice but it was hot. And now I always get tingly eating strawberries 🙈
Me too for some reason.
 
I liked him in the movie where he was the best at something (can’t remember what talent), but his attitude was getting in the way, and isolating him from others, but then he realized what was important and got what he wanted in the end. That was a great movie.
Who else was in it?
 
Ok yesterday we had embarrassing sex stories ….

Today, what is the most romantic / sexy / unique thing someone has done for you in the bedroom?
I came home and there was a trail of balloons and flowers leading to the bedroom. When I popped the balloons, they were filled with confetti and little love notes. The bedroom was filled with flowers and candles.
 
Who else was in it?
Hmmm, trying to remember, was it

Bryan Brown and Elizabeth Shue
Craig T Nelson and Lea Thompson
Robert Duvall and Nicole Kidman
George C Scott and Timothy Hutton
Paul Newman and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
Val Kilmer and Kelly McGillis
Jack Nicholson and Demi Moore
Miles Teller and Jennifer Connelly
Cuba Gooding Jr and Renee Zellweger

I just cant remember
 
I came home and there was a trail of balloons and flowers leading to the bedroom. When I popped the balloons, they were filled with confetti and little love notes. The bedroom was filled with flowers and candles.
I made my hubby a gift for Valentine’s Day which was a jar that I filled with 3 types of notes.

1. Things I love about you
2. Romantic quotes
3. Favourite memories
 
I’m horrified that people willing to share their buttholes have not done so on this thread that always seems to hover on the edge of buttholepalooza … maybe they aren’t familiar with the butthole approval process.

First you send you butthole to @Indie and then she approves for posting to S&S


So please fellow litsters … send all your buttholes to @Indie and buttholepalooza can commence.
 
I’m horrified that people willing to share their buttholes have not done so on this thread that always seems to hover on the edge of buttholepalooza … maybe they aren’t familiar with the butthole approval process.

First you send you butthole to @Indie and then she approves for posting to S&S


So please fellow litsters … send all your buttholes to @Indie an buttholepalooza can commence.
Can we have Glastonbooby too? Please??? I'll moderate.
 
I’m horrified that people willing to share their buttholes have not done so on this thread that always seems to hover on the edge of buttholepalooza … maybe they aren’t familiar with the butthole approval process.

First you send you butthole to @Indie and then she approves for posting to S&S


So please fellow litsters … send all your buttholes to @Indie and buttholepalooza can commence.
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You first.
 
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