Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Why do I have visions of you milking a cow to make cream?

I mean … I like me a good teet … but

 

[MrsPassion]

We do.

I’m choosing to believe y’all are fucking with me

 

[ShaneoD]

I was absolutely thinking of this

 

[crazychemgirl]

Thank you for this.

 

[Daisy_Love]

First thing that came into my head too Cool Whiiiiiiip

 

[LupineOne]

How verrry rude!!! British people are verrrrry serious!!!

Indeed we do

Lies

 

[ShaneoD]

First thing that came into my head too Cool Whiiiiiiip

That's a different scene with squirty cream

 

[Pantyboy74]

IT SQUIRTS OUT OF THE CAN! can't get more descriptive than that

Yeah exactly.
Don't get me started on American descriptions.
Eye glasses. Where else, your ass.??
Sidewalk. Cos you're walking at the side.

 

[crazychemgirl]

First thing that came into my head too Cool Whiiiiiiip

WHHHHH ip

 

[deft]

First thing that came into my head too Cool Whiiiiiiip

The "New World" has some crazy shite going on, right?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or rather … Cool W-hip

 

[Daisy_Love]

Lies

Truth and nothing but the truth wagwan!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

@MrsPassion wanna be my squirty cream?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I’m choosing to believe y’all are fucking with me

Would I tell a lie. Innocent little me?
It's squirty cream. Cream that, well, squirts

 

[MedicalMuse]

Wheels up time. Catch y’all later

 

[Daisy_Love]

That's a different scene with squirty cream

I don’t want to think about what you do with yer squirty cream

 

[HoneyMeadows]

This invades my brain far too often!

 

[MrsPassion]

Would I tell a lie. Innocent little me?
It's squirty cream. Cream that, well, squirts

You say that. And I’m inclined to believe you but there’s no friggin way that’s what you all say.

You’d have to forfeit everything. Squirrel, Oregano, Vitamin…that superfluous “I” you all use in Aluminium

 

[LupineOne]

Wheels up time. Catch y’all later

Stay safe, Muse! We’ll be here!

 

[Pantyboy74]

You say that. And I’m inclined to believe you but there’s no friggin way that’s what you all say.

You’d have to forfeit everything. Squirrel, Oregano, Vitamin…that superfluous “I” you all use in Aluminium

But its the name on the can....

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Wheels up time. Catch y’all later

Be safe, see you the other side!

 

[MrsPassion]

But its the name on the can....
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This a deep fake and I won’t stand for it!

 

[LupineOne]

Like @HoneyMeadows said before:

https://64.media.tumblr.com/8903d2a4d0350b50baa8be7e2e35f598/tumblr_pe5acvE8WB1x4h0m9o4_r1_400.gif

 

[Daisy_Love]

This a deep fake and I won’t stand for it!

Haha it’s Asda part of Walmart
It’s called squirty cream

 

[ShaneoD]

Haha it’s Asda part of Walmart
It’s called squirts cream

Some of the other names for squirty cream are funnier