Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

For those of you that dont think cum smells like bleach... have you ever smelled this type of tree and does it smell like bleach and/or cum to you?

 

[jason28053]

I’ve heard this from friends and I’ve never understood it I can think of 10 things to have in your mouth that are a worse taste and texture.

Maybe I’m the odd one out, who has a fondness for it

Good answer!

 

[MrsPassion]

For those of you that dont think cum smells like bleach... have you ever smelled this type of tree and does it smell like bleach and/or cum to you?

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Where does one live where the trees smell like cum?
I might want to relocate…

 

[jason28053]

For those of you that dont think cum smells like bleach... have you ever smelled this type of tree and does it smell like bleach and/or cum to you?

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There is a reason they are called this.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ve heard this from friends and I’ve never understood it I can think of 10 things to have in your mouth that are a worse taste and texture.

Maybe I’m the odd one out, who has a fondness for it

Its not the texture that bothers me. But the saltiness of it. I think my brain cant process that its ok. Evolutionary protection against drinking salt water or something.

 

[Saltfountain]

I’m sure you taste like sunshine and lollipops

Bleach flavoured lollipops?

 

[MrsPassion]

Good answer!

Lol only honest

 

[jason28053]

Where does one live where the trees smell like cum?
I might want to relocate…

Me

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Where does one live where the trees smell like cum?
I might want to relocate…

They are all over the place in socal. Whole streets lined with them. They only bloom once a year though and it doesnt smell when its not in bloom.

 

[jason28053]

Its not the texture that bothers me. But the saltiness of it. I think my brain cant process that its ok. Evolutionary protection against drinking salt water or something.

Your body needs salt! I’m happy to provide it for you.

 

[HoneyMeadows]

OHOHOH!!! I REMEMBERED!

Not me but happened with me...69 with my bf at the time when he sharted...

 

[MrsPassion]

Its not the texture that bothers me. But the saltiness of it. I think my brain cant process that its ok. Evolutionary protection against drinking salt water or something.

I like to think of it as well seasoned instead of salty

Bleach flavoured lollipops?

I’ve never experienced a man who had bleach tasting or smelling cum. To me it’s always reminded me of truffles or sesame seed butter. It’s just a really rich and nutty taste I’m no Gordon Ramsey of cum though

 

[MrsPassion]

OHOHOH!!! I REMEMBERED!

Not me but happened with me...69 with my bf at the time when he sharted...

Good god

 

[MrsPassion]

Me

You’re a tree that smells like cum?

 

[Bry1313]

They are all over the place in socal. Whole streets lined with them. They only bloom once a year though and it doesnt smell when its not in bloom.

DC had cum trees too if I remember, smelled it when I was out there last month, ahhhh memories.

 

[jason28053]

I like to think of it as well seasoned instead of salty

I’ve never experienced a man who had bleach tasting or smelling cum. To me it’s always reminded me of truffles or sesame seed butter. It’s just a really rich and nutty taste I’m no Gordon Ramsey of cum though

I’ll send you samples

 

[Saltfountain]

OHOHOH!!! I REMEMBERED!

Not me but happened with me...69 with my bf at the time when he sharted...

Was it when your husband walked in and interrupted?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Not my most embrassing but just kinda funny. A good fuck will start my period sometimes. Not a lot, just a bit when it first starts so no big deal. Except one time i was bent over the bed and as we are going at it, he says hey i think your period started. Okay, whatever, we keep going. A few minutes later hes says something like.... i cant, we need to stop. He runs off to get things to clean up and I dont have my glasses on and Im like... whats the big deal? Then i put my glasses on and omg it was like a Dexter murder happened all over my floor.

"Hey, your period is starting." That's some serious sweet talk. Look out, Christian Grey!

 

[Bry1313]

OHOHOH!!! I REMEMBERED!

Not me but happened with me...69 with my bf at the time when he sharted...

Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jason28053]

You’re a tree that smells like cum?

What can I say, I have big wood.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

DC had cum trees too if I remember, smelled it when I was out there last month, ahhhh memories.

I need @MrsPassion to smell one of those trees and tell me if it smells like bleach or nuts to her

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

OHOHOH!!! I REMEMBERED!

Not me but happened with me...69 with my bf at the time when he sharted...

Haha THIS is really the one thing that scares me about recieving butt stuff. Yes, it's an exogenous zone. But it's also...ya know....a butt.

 

[MrsPassion]

I need @MrsPassion to smell one of those trees and tell me if it smells like bleach or nuts to her

Well now nuts is a whole different taste/smell situation

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hahaha daaaaaamn! I was with a girl who gave me the best blowjob ever. Like down on all fours, straight up fucking her mouth. She pumped away until she totally drained me. It was glorious.

Until she had to spit it out. She's got a mouthful of my cum and she's suddenly and quickly looking around for a trashcan or kleenex to spit into. It was kinda funny and we laughed, and she really was wonderful and beautiful and one that got away, but later I kinda jokingly thought "Does my cum taste THAT bad??"

Yes, yes it does.

 

[MrsPassion]

Haha THIS is really the one thing that scares me about recieving butt stuff. Yes, it's an exogenous zone. But it's also...ya know....a butt.

Everyone should do the necessary prep. Otherwise you’re just rolling the surprise dice