Sex & Shenanigans

[HoneyMeadows]

Ok because I need all the laughs today … please share with me your most embarrassing sexual encounter.

I’ll start it off totally honest and brutal so that hopefully others will follow.

I learned the hard way that the butt is a vacuum and there’s a reason you don’t use vibes without a stopper for bum play

Well now I'm going to have to think...you've started strong there...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm still waiting for the full story...

That’s it … that’s the whole story. At least, as much as I’m sharing online. It’s not exciting, really … I tried a thing, it didn’t go well.. thankfully got it out and it didn’t result in a hospital visit

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Come on fuckers…. Don’t leave me and my bum embarrassment hanging!!!

Did I tell you what happened when I was in Vegas? Ill send you a PM if i didnt already tell you.

 

[Saltfountain]

Did I tell you what happened when I was in Vegas? Ill send you a PM if i didnt already tell you.

No, you didn't...

 

[crazychemgirl]

You guys disappoint me… ok I’m out. Peace

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You know you love it

Just a little jelly.

 

[Bry1313]

You guys disappoint me… ok I’m out. Peace

Ok, I used a cock ring once and it was very effective in not allowing you to cum but at the same time it was almost starting to hurt that I couldn’t cum and it also wouldn’t come off. Needless to say the sex stopped and steps taken to deflate things…..but the ring did not want to deflate. Not good times and never again with that toy.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Ok because I need all the laughs today … please share with me your most embarrassing sexual encounter.

I’ll start it off totally honest and brutal so that hopefully others will follow.

I learned the hard way that the butt is a vacuum and there’s a reason you don’t use vibes without a stopper for bum play

I do feel we need more information?

 

[Bry1313]

No, you didn't...

Oh, you are just CCG’s alt and forgot which log in you were this time? I feel so much better now that I know this.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ok because I need all the laughs today … please share with me your most embarrassing sexual encounter.

I’ll start it off totally honest and brutal so that hopefully others will follow.

I learned the hard way that the butt is a vacuum and there’s a reason you don’t use vibes without a stopper for bum play

Oh my! I've tooted before during sex. Does that count?

 

[Pantyboy74]

Oh my! I've tooted before during sex. Does that count?

Once had a girl I had pumped full of air doing fanny farts the more we laughted the more it happened.

 

[Bry1313]

Oh my! I've tooted before during sex. Does that count?

I mean who among us

 

[deft]

Ok because I need all the laughs today … please share with me your most embarrassing sexual encounter.

I’ll start it off totally honest and brutal so that hopefully others will follow.

I learned the hard way that the butt is a vacuum and there’s a reason you don’t use vibes without a stopper for bum play

I got (incredibly) lucky with a statuesque blonde model, and I stayed inside her after I saw stars and galaxies as I euphorically came… and eventually softened. I pulled out and left the condom inside her…

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Ok because I need all the laughs today … please share with me your most embarrassing sexual encounter.

I’ll start it off totally honest and brutal so that hopefully others will follow.

I learned the hard way that the butt is a vacuum and there’s a reason you don’t use vibes without a stopper for bum play

Well it's not that embarrassing for me but I've accidentally discovered I was a guy's first time half way through him doing something completely wrong...

 

[jason28053]

Ok because I need all the laughs today … please share with me your most embarrassing sexual encounter.

I’ll start it off totally honest and brutal so that hopefully others will follow.

I learned the hard way that the butt is a vacuum and there’s a reason you don’t use vibes without a stopper for bum play

Noted

 

[jason28053]

Did I tell you what happened when I was in Vegas? Ill send you a PM if i didnt already tell you.

No fair, you must share

 

[MrsPassion]

Ok because I need all the laughs today … please share with me your most embarrassing sexual encounter.

I’ll start it off totally honest and brutal so that hopefully others will follow.

I learned the hard way that the butt is a vacuum and there’s a reason you don’t use vibes without a stopper for bum play

I once got the hiccups after giving a particularly messy blowjob. Like immediately after. So in an effort not to choke on…my mouthful I tried to swallow in between hiccups. Buuuut in trying to time my swallowing perfectly I swallowed right as I hiccuped and forced cum outta my nose

There you go

 

[Pantyboy74]

I once got the hiccups after giving a particularly messy blowjob. Like immediately after. So in an effort not to choke on…my mouthful I tried to swallow in between hiccups. Buuuut in trying to time my swallowing perfectly I swallowed right as I hiccuped and forced cum outta my nose

There you go

That is without doubt a mental image I will have until death.

I bet you could smell it for days.

 

[hotcpu]

I once got the hiccups after giving a particularly messy blowjob. Like immediately after. So in an effort not to choke on…my mouthful I tried to swallow in between hiccups. Buuuut in trying to time my swallowing perfectly I swallowed right as I hiccuped and forced cum outta my nose

There you go

Timing is everything ... Right

 

[MrsPassion]

That is without doubt a mental image I will have until death.

I bet you could smell it for days.

Not days but definitely a few hours
What can I say? Last week was a wild time in my life (jk)

 

[jason28053]

Oh my! I've tooted before during sex. Does that count?

A queef?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Ok because I need all the laughs today … please share with me your most embarrassing sexual encounter.

I’ll start it off totally honest and brutal so that hopefully others will follow.

I learned the hard way that the butt is a vacuum and there’s a reason you don’t use vibes without a stopper for bum play

Totally broke a bed once. Also one time I totally farded while changing positions.

 

[jason28053]

I once got the hiccups after giving a particularly messy blowjob. Like immediately after. So in an effort not to choke on…my mouthful I tried to swallow in between hiccups. Buuuut in trying to time my swallowing perfectly I swallowed right as I hiccuped and forced cum outta my nose

There you go

Did you blow a cum bubble out of your nose?

 

[MrsPassion]

Did you blow a cum bubble out of your nose?

Lmfao no, but I still choked while dying of laughter…I was a mess…not my finest hour

 

[hotcpu]

Lmfao no, but I still choked while dying of laughter…I was a mess…not my finest hour

But was there a Second visit???