Sex & Shenanigans

Ok because I need all the laughs today … please share with me your most embarrassing sexual encounter.

I’ll start it off totally honest and brutal so that hopefully others will follow.

I learned the hard way that the butt is a vacuum and there’s a reason you don’t use vibes without a stopper for bum play
Well now I'm going to have to think...you've started strong there...🤔
 
You guys disappoint me… ok I’m out. Peace
Ok, I used a cock ring once and it was very effective in not allowing you to cum but at the same time it was almost starting to hurt that I couldn’t cum and it also wouldn’t come off. Needless to say the sex stopped and steps taken to deflate things…..but the ring did not want to deflate. Not good times and never again with that toy.
 
Ok because I need all the laughs today … please share with me your most embarrassing sexual encounter.

I’ll start it off totally honest and brutal so that hopefully others will follow.

I learned the hard way that the butt is a vacuum and there’s a reason you don’t use vibes without a stopper for bum play
I do feel we need more information?
 
Ok because I need all the laughs today … please share with me your most embarrassing sexual encounter.

I’ll start it off totally honest and brutal so that hopefully others will follow.

I learned the hard way that the butt is a vacuum and there’s a reason you don’t use vibes without a stopper for bum play
Oh my! I've tooted before during sex. Does that count?
 
Ok because I need all the laughs today … please share with me your most embarrassing sexual encounter.

I’ll start it off totally honest and brutal so that hopefully others will follow.

I learned the hard way that the butt is a vacuum and there’s a reason you don’t use vibes without a stopper for bum play
I got (incredibly) lucky with a statuesque blonde model, and I stayed inside her after I saw stars and galaxies as I euphorically came… and eventually softened. I pulled out and left the condom inside her…
 
Ok because I need all the laughs today … please share with me your most embarrassing sexual encounter.

I’ll start it off totally honest and brutal so that hopefully others will follow.

I learned the hard way that the butt is a vacuum and there’s a reason you don’t use vibes without a stopper for bum play
Well it's not that embarrassing for me but I've accidentally discovered I was a guy's first time half way through him doing something completely wrong...
 
Ok because I need all the laughs today … please share with me your most embarrassing sexual encounter.

I’ll start it off totally honest and brutal so that hopefully others will follow.

I learned the hard way that the butt is a vacuum and there’s a reason you don’t use vibes without a stopper for bum play
Noted
 
Ok because I need all the laughs today … please share with me your most embarrassing sexual encounter.

I’ll start it off totally honest and brutal so that hopefully others will follow.

I learned the hard way that the butt is a vacuum and there’s a reason you don’t use vibes without a stopper for bum play
I once got the hiccups after giving a particularly messy blowjob. Like immediately after. So in an effort not to choke on…my mouthful I tried to swallow in between hiccups. Buuuut in trying to time my swallowing perfectly I swallowed right as I hiccuped and forced cum outta my nose 🤷🏾‍♀️

There you go 😂
 
I once got the hiccups after giving a particularly messy blowjob. Like immediately after. So in an effort not to choke on…my mouthful I tried to swallow in between hiccups. Buuuut in trying to time my swallowing perfectly I swallowed right as I hiccuped and forced cum outta my nose 🤷🏾‍♀️

There you go 😂
That is without doubt a mental image I will have until death.

I bet you could smell it for days.
 
I once got the hiccups after giving a particularly messy blowjob. Like immediately after. So in an effort not to choke on…my mouthful I tried to swallow in between hiccups. Buuuut in trying to time my swallowing perfectly I swallowed right as I hiccuped and forced cum outta my nose 🤷🏾‍♀️

There you go 😂
Timing is everything ... Right :ROFLMAO:
 
Ok because I need all the laughs today … please share with me your most embarrassing sexual encounter.

I’ll start it off totally honest and brutal so that hopefully others will follow.

I learned the hard way that the butt is a vacuum and there’s a reason you don’t use vibes without a stopper for bum play
Totally broke a bed once. Also one time I totally farded while changing positions. 🤣
 
I once got the hiccups after giving a particularly messy blowjob. Like immediately after. So in an effort not to choke on…my mouthful I tried to swallow in between hiccups. Buuuut in trying to time my swallowing perfectly I swallowed right as I hiccuped and forced cum outta my nose 🤷🏾‍♀️

There you go 😂
Did you blow a cum bubble out of your nose?
 
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