Sex & Shenanigans

[MedicalMuse]

Your doctor did it wrong! I had a hot Asian woman doctor and I’m not sure if she was doing an exam or trying to get me off but it wasn’t bad at all.

Tiny hands.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Less than 15 minutes?!?!?

It was just a finger. Lol

And about how long it takes to give it to someone right

 

[Daisy_Love]

similar except I guess my appendectomy wasn’t really planned, that little guy just wanted out on his own schedule. All my battle wounds seem to heal fairly well, including when I ran full speed into a metal chin up bar that was just below eye level.

I mean, I know that must’ve hurt but I may have laughed when reading that…just a wee bit though

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Tiny hands.

Don’t forget to take off the rings

 

[Daisy_Love]

Guilty.

Apart from mine!! Salty days they’re not worthy

 

[Bry1313]

It was just a finger. Lol

And about how long it takes to give it to someone right

Im gonna need a moment.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Don’t forget to take off the rings

Gloves

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Ok I want your best … “hold my beer” stories … what did you do that almost got you killed?

Teenage years...me and a couple friends are hanging out. I'm sitting on the edge of my friend's car. He takes off with me on it to kinda jokingly scare me. I fly off and bash my head on the pavement and fracture sprain my ankle. I now have a cool little scar in one of my eyebrows and I can tell when the weather is humid from my ankle getting stiff and painful.

Edit: lol No need to be sad for me, don't worry I was okay.

 

[base10]

Gloves

Even if the reason isn't cleanliness, the latex is a nice texture change up in the bedroom

 

[Mr_bogey]

It was just a finger. Lol

And about how long it takes to give it to someone right

<takes notes>

 

[Saltfountain]

Apart from mine!! Salty days they’re not worthy

Actually, I said 'us'... I was damning you by saying yours are as good as mine...

 

[woodworkerdom]

How is it I'm horny again so soon?

 

[Saltfountain]

Fuck yes I do.

She goes in up to the elbow. After that her fingers feel tiny...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Looks like y'all are having a probing good time!

 

[Bry1313]

I mean, I know that must’ve hurt but I may have laughed when reading that…just a wee bit though

I can still hear the dull thud of my skull hitting that bar (then darkness) and waking up with the mother of all headaches.

 

[Saltfountain]

That is not how you take out an appendix

It's one way...

 

[base10]

How is it I'm horny again so soon?

That happens a lot around here, enjoy

 

[Daisy_Love]

I can still hear the dull thud of my skull hitting that bar (then darkness) and waking up with the mother of all headaches.

Ohhhh ouchie

 

[woodworkerdom]

Ohhhh ouchie

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Is that a changing room curtain?

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Everyone clicks the links

Not your links

 

[Daisy_Love]

Is that a changing room curtain?

Do you think it’s a changing room curtain?

Also, wtf do gifs not work any more

 

[Daisy_Love]

Not your links

Sshhhhhhh don’t tell everyone it ruins the fun

 

[woodworkerdom]

Do you think it’s a changing room curtain?

Also, wtf do gifs not work any more

Just wishful thinking on my part

 

[Bry1313]

Not your links

Live dangerously, it’s exciting.

 

[Saltfountain]

J

Not your links

Jesus, if you think hers are bad...