Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I have to say this thread is really confusing when you just pop in. Why are you being licked like human lemon juice?

Who the fuck licks lemon juice anyway??? Weirdos

NMK

 

[MrsPassion]

Mine was on the 9th and I got no boobies.
I inched 1 year away from 50.

annnnnd did you remember to ask for birthday boobies? Hmmm?

 

[LupineOne]

Hmmm...4 cock pops equals one side boob.
8 Cock pops equal one boob.
I need 31 pairs of boobs, divided by how many fucks I give about where they come from, multiplied by the circumference of the largest set of areola... that means...

Yes, okay. I need 19 Cock Pops, and 12 sets of boobies.
I love Maths.

Brilliant!

 

[Daisy_Love]

https://voca.ro/1ih5kdXWMASG

Conserves, commonly referred to as 'posh jam' because of the high fruit content are a cooked mix of fruit, sugar, nuts, raisins, dried fruit and spices. A conserve will have a similar texture to jam, firm but spreadable. The most common conserves will contain a mix of more than one fruit along with some citrus.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hmmm...4 cock pops equals one side boob.
8 Cock pops equal one boob.
I need 31 pairs of boobs, divided by how many fucks I give about where they come from, multiplied by the circumference of the largest set of areola... that means...

Yes, okay. I need 19 Cock Pops, and 12 sets of boobies.
I love Maths.

We are gonna make it happen babe! #teamdoubleP!

 

[Pantyboy74]

annnnnd did you remember to ask for birthday boobies? Hmmm?

I didnt. I was on a lit hiatus.

 

[MrsPassion]

We are gonna make it happen babe! #teamdoubleP!

All things are possible through # teamdoupleP!

 

[Saltfountain]

Why are you being licked like human lemon juice?

Because apparently I'm bitter (or bitt-r, or however the fuck you weirdos pronounce it) about spanking Napoleon's backside

 

[MrsPassion]

I didnt. I was on a lit hiatus.

tsk tsk tsk... damn...next year lol

 

[ihflrm]

Hi all... Is it someone's bday ?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Never happening. Get your own Birthday Boobies!!!

 

[jason28053]

Conserves, commonly referred to as 'posh jam' because of the high fruit content are a cooked mix of fruit, sugar, nuts, raisins, dried fruit and spices. A conserve will have a similar texture to jam, firm but spreadable. The most common conserves will contain a mix of more than one fruit along with some citrus.

I like my women, “firm but spreadable”

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

*flounces*
You never apologised to me

Ok, I'm uh... sorry?

 

[Pantyboy74]

tsk tsk tsk... damn...next year lol

As it'll be my 50th better be 50 pairs.

 

[Cat]

Conserves, commonly referred to as 'posh jam' because of the high fruit content are a cooked mix of fruit, sugar, nuts, raisins, dried fruit and spices. A conserve will have a similar texture to jam, firm but spreadable. The most common conserves will contain a mix of more than one fruit along with some citrus.

Aaaaahh!!! I am definitely on team #FancyJam!

 

[Daisy_Love]

Ok, I'm uh... sorry?

That’s a rrrrrrubbish apology!!!

 

[MrsPassion]

Hi all... Is it someone's bday ?

Why make me click on a cake of lies?!?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

That’s a rrrrrrubbish apology!!!

Oh my sweet Daisy, I most humbly beg your pardon for ALL the things ever.

 

[Wand3rlust]

That’s a rrrrrrubbish apology!!!

Jeez you are SO high maintenance..

 

[Daisy_Love]

Oh my sweet Daisy, I most humbly beg your pardon for ALL the things ever.

Ok, now yer takin the piss!! But I lurve youuuuu anyway

 

[MrsPassion]

As it'll be my 50th better be 50 pairs.

You’re gonna have to do some maths

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/1lGMeHd8fFF0

It’s not GAAAANO … no no


https://voca.ro/18TDrTQjD6qT

 

[Cat]

It’s not GAAAANO … no no


https://voca.ro/18TDrTQjD6qT

... But.... It is...'gaaaaano'

 

[Daisy_Love]

Jeez you are SO high maintenance..

https://media.tenor.com/lT0QuX_JLyYAAAAC/no-whatever.gif

 

[Pantyboy74]

It’s not GAAAANO … no no


https://voca.ro/18TDrTQjD6qT

I do not sound like hermione.......