Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Bile is made in the liver...

*throws phone across the room

 

[Cat]

https://voca.ro/15i3B71rR8i9

https://voca.ro/1e9ZyHQwix5d

 

[Pantyboy74]

pffft, my birthday is in a few days, where are all my boobies huh?

31 pairs of boobs please!!

I second this.

 

[Saltfountain]

*throws phone across the room

A mobile mobile...

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

#Waterloo

After he conquered the continent.

 

[HoneyMeadows]

https://voca.ro/1e9ZyHQwix5d

Blackcurrant jam

 

[Mr_bogey]

every last one of the thirsty and booby starved are so disappointed lmao

 

[Saltfountain]

After he conquered the continent.

Then he was conquered and became incontinent...

 

[MrsPassion]

I second this.

Sir...I am willing to share most things...but my Birthday...now that's a no can do on the sharing of Birthday Boobies. Get your own birthday!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Then he was conquered and became incontinent...

UK people are just bitter.

Bry needs to back me up here.

 

[Saltfountain]

UK people are just bitter.

Bry needs to back me up here.

Bitter? About winning?

 

[crazychemgirl]

#Waterloo

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sir...I am willing to share most things...but my Birthday...now that's a no can do on the sharing of Birthday Boobies. Get your own birthday!

There are not 31 women on Lit.... youre gonna have to accept some boob substitutues. Make a conversation for how much a dick/ cock pop/ helicopter etc is worth to a boob.

 

[Mr_bogey]

pffft, my birthday is in a few days, where are all my boobies huh?

31 pairs of boobs please!!

I'm gonna need your lit password to make sure your inbox is working correctly.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sir...I am willing to share most things...but my Birthday...now that's a no can do on the sharing of Birthday Boobies. Get your own birthday!

Mine was on the 9th and I got no boobies.
I inched 1 year away from 50.

 

[Daisy_Love]

https://voca.ro/1e9ZyHQwix5d

https://voca.ro/1dI4q43Oi9mc

Fancy Jam

 

[Cat]

But she pronounces almost everything like you. BBC damn influence.

But.. England is not that far away from us!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

But.. England is not that far away from us!

I'm sorry!

 

[Saltfountain]

What's that? Napoleon did surrender?

Lick me, I'm like human lemon juice...

 

[Daisy_Love]

Omg i have no fucking clue what you said but your laugh sounds so sexy

You canny understand me?

 

[Cat]

https://voca.ro/1dI4q43Oi9mc

Fancy Jam

https://voca.ro/1ih5kdXWMASG

 

[MrsPassion]

There are not 31 women on Lit.... youre gonna have to accept some boob substitutues. Make a conversation for how much a dick/ cock pop/ helicopter etc is worth to a boob.

Hmmm...4 cock pops equals one side boob.
8 Cock pops equal one boob.
I need 31 pairs of boobs, divided by how many fucks I give about where they come from, multiplied by the circumference of the largest set of areola... that means...

Yes, okay. I need 19 Cock Pops, and 12 sets of boobies.
I love Maths.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I'm sorry!

*flounces*
You never apologised to me

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What's that? Napoleon did surrender?

Lick me, I'm like human lemon juice...

I have to say this thread is really confusing when you just pop in. Why are you being licked like human lemon juice?

 

[MrsPassion]

I'm gonna need your lit password to make sure your inbox is working correctly.

Never happening. Get your own Birthday Boobies!!!