Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

I watched a season of that. Nope, nope, nope. I'm not eating bugs to live. I'll just die, thanks!

If you die first, are the rest of us allowed to eat your body to survive?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love that show. I would die so fast and I yell at them constantly for doing dumb things anyways

Right??? We were saying how the one lady was dumb for building her shelter right away… and why wouldn’t you get a bit of a stockpile of some fish or something so you have some calories for energy … THEN build your shelter … THEN hunt big game.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Right??? We were saying how the one lady was dumb for building her shelter right away… and why wouldn’t you get a bit of a stockpile of some fish or something so you have some calories for energy … THEN build your shelter … THEN hunt big game.

They ALWAYS run out of food. Get the temp shelter up and then spend a bunch of time every day fishing and hunting and setting traps. They never run out of wood. Some of them last several weeks without a permanent shelter. But you have to eat.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

If you die first, are the rest of us allowed to eat your body to survive?

Absolutely! I have a lot of fat on me, so ya'll could live months longer!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Absolutely! I have a lot of fat on me, so ya'll could live months longer!

That’s it!!! I’m not fat, I’m apocalypse ready!!

 

[Lmizzler]

Reminds me of the “Alone” show … there’s a girl from Wyoming building a full fucking log cabin

My family keeps asking why she’s building it so freaking large. She is wasting so much energy!

 

[MrsPassion]

Reminds me of the “Alone” show … there’s a girl from Wyoming building a full fucking log cabin

I always become a wilderness survivalist expert when I watch that show, as I sit on the couch stuffing chips and guac into my face

 

[HoneyMeadows]

I think I'll just offer my body up to y'all and survive that way...I lost count after vodka & lemonade,,,

 

[crazychemgirl]

I always become a wilderness survivalist expert when I watch that show, as I sit on the couch stuffing chips and guac into my face

1000% me too

 

[crazychemgirl]

My family keeps asking why she’s building it so freaking large. She is wasting so much energy!

EXACTLY!!!

 

[MrsPassion]

1000% me too

"you need to focus on your shelter you IDIOT!!"

I'm not proud of my behavior during that show lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

"you need to focus on your shelter you IDIOT!!"

I'm not proud of my behavior during that show lol

The one guy is just eating blueberries… he’s gonna have such bad poops

 

[MrsPassion]

The one guy is just eating blueberries… he’s gonna have such bad poops

he needs to find a source of protein and fat ASAP
almost as bad as the guy who lost his fire stick thingy (technical term--trust me I'm an expert)

 

[crazychemgirl]

he needs to find a source of protein and fat ASAP
almost as bad as the guy who lost his fire stick thingy (technical term--trust me I'm an expert)

Or the guy who lost all his arrows and had an existential crisis

 

[MrsPassion]

Or the guy who lost all his arrows and had an existential crisis

My personal favorite was the guy who couldn't hang after he had to eat his alarm squirrel. There are no friends in the wilderness sir!!!

 

[TomTeacher19]

I always think the most interesting debate they each have is the fire inside their shelter. How they construct it, how close it is to where they sleep, how the smoke is released, etc. Feels like at least a third if them every season get some major problem from this.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Or the guy who lost all his arrows and had an existential crisis

My wife always yells at them to tie a string to their arrows

 

[MrsPassion]

My wife always yells at them to tie a string to their arrows

I just keep envisioning them firing a plunger arrow with a string attached to it
like "yeah...that'll do it"

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I'm also an armchair expert. I started to watch some show and the people made two major mistakes in the first 10 minutes that got people killed and I was like, nope, they're too dumb to survive. I can't watch this.

 

[MrsPassion]

I'm also an armchair expert. I started to watch some show and the people made two major mistakes in the first 10 minutes that got people killed and I was like, nope, they're too dumb to survive. I can't watch this.

I've yet to see anyone die in 9 seasons.. a lot have come close though. Play stupid games tho

 

[TomTeacher19]

I enjoyed the season where every episode they tried to scare you that polar bears were coming to kill the contestants and no one saw a polar bear all season.

 

[MrsPassion]

I enjoyed the season where every episode they tried to scare you that polar bears were coming to kill the contestants and no one saw a polar bear all season.

Or Patagonia where you were convinced some one was gonna get eaten by a Puma and all you saw was an endangered species of deer they couldn't hunt or eat

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm also an armchair expert. I started to watch some show and the people made two major mistakes in the first 10 minutes that got people killed and I was like, nope, they're too dumb to survive. I can't watch this.

I watch horror movies like that … or apocalypse movies.

Yet in both scenarios I’ll probably be the first one to become a zombie or the girl with the giant tits getting killed off in the woods post coitus

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Squirrel....
https://blog.vinsweb.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Flying-Squirrel-Aug22.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

Squirrel....
https://blog.vinsweb.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Flying-Squirrel-Aug22.jpg

Hey you!