Sex & Shenanigans

I usually fall asleep video chatting with my sweetheart, my head kinda propped up on my hand. Sometimes I wake up and my wrist is throbbing painfully. No fun, but worth it.
 
Anyone else sleep with their wrists bent curled up into their face … and is starting to get chronic wrist pain?


Just me?


Fuck.
No, but I have sprained my ankle in my sleep. I also hyperextended my shoulder in my sleep and spent a month in physio.
Ohhhhh ok … I’ve got a game. If you could name your cock / pussy .. what would you name it and why?



My pussy is “Superpussy” (as in Superman) because ages ago I used to have a thong in blue and red that had an “S” logo on the butt
Once upon a time it would have been Eveready because even the crack of dawn got me up. Now maybe "Tortoise" because its slow and steady...or "Brisket" because its low and slow.
 
No, but I have sprained my ankle in my sleep. I also hyperextended my shoulder in my sleep and spent a month in physio.

Once upon a time it would have been Eveready because even the crack of dawn got me up. Now maybe "Tortoise" because its slow and steady...or "Brisket" because its low and slow.
I thought maybe brisket cause it's meaty 😂😂
 
Ohhhhh ok … I’ve got a game. If you could name your cock / pussy .. what would you name it and why?



My pussy is “Superpussy” (as in Superman) because ages ago I used to have a thong in blue and red that had an “S” logo on the butt

I don't think I'm clever enough to come up with a good nickname, I'll leave that up to others. 🤣

OK, I take that back. One hit me...

Fat Albert.


Hey hey hey!

(I'm probably aging myself with that reference, but screw it.)
 
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