Sex & Shenanigans

[MedicalMuse]

No “maybe” about it with @MedicalMuse …plenty of horny curiosity, at least on my part

To quote @Justadesperatewifeandmom ”My box is always open” for you

 

[cascadiabound]

My Saturday has been housework and technology troubleshooting...decided to come into this decade with a new soundbar - yay! It works!

 

[SixShooter14]

I've been visiting with my parents who are staying with me for a couple weeks. But they've gone shopping so now enjoying some quiet time with the doggo.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I had a load of lumber that we cut off the property where we’re building the house to a lumber mill to be milled into flooring.

 

[Lmizzler]

I had a load of lumber that we cut off the property where we’re building the house to a lumber mill to be milled into flooring.

That’s such a cool thing to do and a great story to tell later.

 

[EndCreditsPart2]

What's your favourite way to spend Saturday night and why aren't you doing it?

Probably no sports I'm interested in tonight, so otherwise I'd be watching a movie while having a drink. But I'm still exploring Hyrule so all of this will have to wait until Tears of the Kingdom is finished.

 

[Bbl87]

I had a load of lumber that we cut off the property where we’re building the house to a lumber mill to be milled into flooring.

That's pretty awesome.

And made me think of about 30 jokes about you handling wood.

 

[Dribble]

That's pretty awesome.

And made me think of about 30 jokes about you handling wood.

Or getting planked real good

 

[SixShooter14]

That's pretty awesome.

And made me think of about 30 jokes about you handling wood.

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking about Muse spending her day handling hard wood

 

[Bbl87]

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking about Muse spending her day handling hard wood

I mean, makes for good bedtime material, that's for sure.

 

[MedicalMuse]

You boys are hilarious. I can handle all the hard wood

 

[LittleSwitchy]

How I see all the brats here.
Lol

https://imgur.com/a/ZQtVn4X

 

[LittleSwitchy]

You boys are hilarious. I can handle all the hard wood

I see you in a whole NEW light
Lol

 

[Bbl87]

You boys are hilarious. I can handle all the hard wood

https://64.media.tumblr.com/6528b61f8932a13a9dab81358e4b6fdc/tumblr_mhy99gFYve1rg8ypco1_400.gif

 

[Dribble]

You boys are hilarious. I can handle all the hard wood

I was thinking more about the nailing part

 

[SixShooter14]

You boys are hilarious. I can handle all the hard wood

You can handle my wood any day!!

 

[LupineOne]

You boys are hilarious. I can handle all the hard wood

No wonder the wolf in me is attracted to you

 

[SherlockianMan]

Just got back from Oppenheimer. Phenomenal film all around! Highly recommend it.

 

[Bbl87]

Just got back from Oppenheimer. Phenomenal film all around! Highly recommend it.

This reminded me of a meme I came across on reddit. I'm probably going to hell for chuckling...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Back after 4 days. Give me the super simple summary of what I missed.

You can leave out all parts that include pineapple and ketchup.

Everyone shared orgasm audios that @Dubinsky couldn't listen to and shared favorite colonoscopy stories. YW.

 

[Bbl87]

Everyone shared orgasm audios that @Dubinsky couldn't listen to and shared favorite colonoscopy stories. YW.

Ya, you're welcome to you all btw. I am kind of a screamer.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

If it makes you feel better, the first one I got was for IBS/Acid reflux and they scoped me from both ends. So I woke up with a sore throat and a very exhausted pooper.

It sounds like you were spit roasted

 

[MedicalMuse]

It sounds like you were spit roasted

It really does.

 

[SherlockianMan]

It sounds like you were spit roasted

Double penetrated by our robot overlords

 

[SixShooter14]

Double penetrated by our robot overlords

I'm pretty sure I read that Lit story