Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

FIFY

Perfect

 

[crazychemgirl]

She's gonna name me.

I don’t wanna get shanked

 

[crazychemgirl]

Holy crap Tony Bennett died

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Holy crap Tony Bennett died

I know.

 

[gga]

I don’t wanna get shanked

Why would you get shanked?
Am I your favourite boob too?

 

[SherlockianMan]

Holy crap Tony Bennett died

Saw that this morning. Was a true legend.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

This! I've been messaging him but haven't heard back for a couple weeks. Me no likey.

Me too!!! I mean , I’ve borderline stalked him

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Me too!!! I mean , I’ve borderline stalked him

Maybe try posting your butthole and tagging him?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Maybe try posting your butthole and tagging him?

I sent him colonoscopy footage. How has that not worked?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I sent him colonoscopy footage. How has that not worked?

Maybe it worked a little too well and he died a happy man?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Maybe it worked a little too well and he died a happy man?

Omg Indie i hope not!
Besides I’ve never actually had a colonoscopy. Putting that off as long as possible. Unless you think it will get his attention

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Omg Indie i hope not!
Besides I’ve never actually had a colonoscopy. Putting that off as long as possible. Unless you think it will get his attention

I mean, I'm willing to go half on one with you if it'll work?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I mean, I'm willing to go half on one with you if it'll work?

He does love all things butthole. Ok I’m down

 

[Mr_bogey]

He does love all things butthole. Ok I’m down

Not to interrupt the wonderful work of you lovely ladies but I think he prefers the view from the exterior rather than the interior.

Don't fear the colonoscopy. Fear the prep.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Not to interrupt the wonderful work of you lovely ladies but I think he prefers the view from the exterior rather than the interior.

Don't fear the colonoscopy. Fear the prep.

That’s exactly what I DO fear.
Are you sure he doesn’t want to see us from the inside out?

 

[SherlockianMan]

Not to interrupt the wonderful work of you lovely ladies but I think he prefers the view from the exterior rather than the interior.

Don't fear the colonoscopy. Fear the prep.

Oof. That prep....

I heard someone once describe it as "pissing out your ass" but didn't really understand until I did

 

[LupineOne]

Oof. That prep....

I heard someone once describe it as "pissing out your ass" but didn't really understand until I did

True. But, it probably saved my life, so…worth it!

 

[SherlockianMan]

True. But, it probably saved my life, so…worth it!

Oh definitely. Just an experience I was not prepared for.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Oof. That prep....

I heard someone once describe it as "pissing out your ass" but didn't really understand until I did

I’ve done this without ever being prepped for a colonoscopy. So I have “the fear”

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

True. But, it probably saved my life, so…worth it!

Stop being so goddamn sensible

 

[SherlockianMan]

I’ve done this without ever being prepped for a colonoscopy. So I have “the fear”

If it makes you feel better, the first one I got was for IBS/Acid reflux and they scoped me from both ends. So I woke up with a sore throat and a very exhausted pooper.

 

[MrsPassion]

It’s always buttholes and butthole related things when I pop in here

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s always buttholes and butthole related things when I pop in here

It’s old men talk … they need the ladies in here to bring the fun

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

It’s old men talk … they need the ladies in here to bring the fun

In fairness, some of us are actually old men.

 

[MrsPassion]

It’s old men talk … they need the ladies in here to bring the fun

I think the thread should be renamed…

“Sex, Shananigans & Buttholes”