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You don’t want to be my favourite neighbour that paints their house all the colours that I can clamour over. I will cook food with all the flavour, I swear your honour and you will love the odour. My house is by the harbour next to house of the man with the moustache. I even have a lovely parlour and I will ensure a man with great smoulder to be present.
Houw longue did it take you to write that?
Well, I'm fucked.
Or rather, not. 🤦‍♂️

And still adding extra vowels? 😂
What makes you thinke that?
 
I'm lucky enough to have the ocean coastline less than 30 minutes away.

I’m a little closer than that ;)

No... Showing off would be: I can reach the beach... - of another country... In less than 30 minutes... 😉😇

I'm lucky enough to have grown up within a 15 min bike ride of a big lake and boats.
I am now so fucking unlucky that it takes over an hour to get to the nearest navigable body of water...sigh....
 
I'm lucky enough to have grown up within a 15 min bike ride of a big lake and boats.
I am now so fucking unlucky that it takes over an hour to get to the nearest navigable body of water...sigh....

Yup... I know what you mean. ❤️

I am really, really sorry, that you live so far from the water now!

- fun fact about Denmark: you cannot be more than maximum 52 km from the coast, no matter where in the country you are!
 
Yup... I know what you mean. ❤️

I am really, really sorry, that you live so far from the water now!

- fun fact about Denmark: you cannot be more than maximum 52 km from the coast, no matter where in the country you are!
That would be wonderful. And I have heard lovely things about Denmark!
 
Yup... I know what you mean. ❤️

I am really, really sorry, that you live so far from the water now!

- fun fact about Denmark: you cannot be more than maximum 52 km from the coast, no matter where in the country you are!I
I grew up 5 minutes from a lake. Where U.S. and Princeton University rowing teams train.

An hour train ride to either NYC or Philly.

And 45 minutes from the Jersey Shore.

3 hours away from Pocono Mountains.
 
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