Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

I don’t go to public pools. It’s just a giant toilet. Lego Land in Cali has an alarm on the wave pool. Any time the urine/ fecal matter gets to high. Alarm goes off. They clear the pool and release chemicals into the water. I heard a beach in Ibiza was closed for same reason. That’s pure nasty.

Thanks. Ill be there a few times this summer.

Did you know baby swim diapers are just to catch the solid poop? Pee goes straight into the pool.

 

[peekingone]

We like to swear in Canada … not like those prudish Americans … we take after our British counterparts saying things like, “you’re a really cunty motherfucker, you know that eh?”

The American response out likely would be something like "fuck you"

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t go to public pools. It’s just a giant toilet. Lego Land in Cali has an alarm on the wave pool. Any time the urine/ fecal matter gets to high. Alarm goes off. They clear the pool and release chemicals into the water. I heard a beach in Ibiza was closed for same reason. That’s pure nasty.

Thanks for your PSA on public pools in response to a stupid dad joke … lol

 

[TomTeacher19]

Man the teacher is in a bad mood today.

I'm in a great mood (please not the switch again!)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Man the teacher is in a bad mood today.

You want the switch???

 

[Mr_bogey]

Mm. Cantaloupe, strawberries or bananas.

I can help you narrow that down. Strawberries are fine but the other 2 are where it's at.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm in a great mood (please not the switch again!)

You fucking loved it, don’t lie …

Now bend over bitch!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Your peach apparently took the afternoon off. Do you need me to check it?

Yes. With your hands, mouth and other appendages.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I want the switch!

Thirsty cunts … the lot of you!!

 

[TomTeacher19]

You fucking loved it, don’t lie …

Now bend over bitch!

Bending over

Damn it, being an American and forgetting the salt is fucking salt

 

[MedicalMuse]

Thirsty cunts … the lot of you!!

You’re saying you don’t want me to spank you?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Bending over

Damn it, being an American and forgetting the salt is fucking salt

Just be grateful I didn’t ask a question about quantum chemistry

 

[Mr_bogey]

Cantaloupe is just fun to say … less fun to spell.

I thought you'd like it. It has a "u" in it. Or do you only like the extra "u"?
I'm shocked you missed the chance at a boob comp.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You’re saying you don’t want me to spank you?

Oooh … anytime sexy lady

 

[peekingone]

You fucking loved it, don’t lie …

Now bend over bitch!

I can see you love the word fuck CC lol. You sure use it a lot

 

[Mr_bogey]

You’re so weird lol

Holmesy was my cousin. It was pretty funny in a packed bar.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Oooh … anytime sexy lady

Bend over, sweet girl, I gotchu.

 

[awired50]

I can see you love the word fuck CC lol. You sure use it a lot

Could just be on her mind..

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can see you love the word fuck CC lol. You sure use it a lot

It’s my fucking favourite word. It’s so versatile. It’s happiness, sadness, anger, joy, horny… it’s all things.

 

[MrsPassion]

Come sit with me.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Holmesy was my cousin. It was pretty funny in a packed bar.

Did he play hockey?

 

[peekingone]

It’s my fucking favourite word. It’s so versatile. It’s happiness, sadness, anger, joy, horny… it’s all things.

Better fucking believe it is

 

[macster3951]

The American response out likely would be something like "fuck you"

Italians would say "va a fanculo"

translation: go fuck yourself

 

[MedicalMuse]

She was such a fucking babe.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Thanks. Ill be there a few times this summer.

Did you know baby swim diapers are just to catch the solid poop? Pee goes straight into the pool.

We really need a vomit emoji and a TMI emoji