Sex & Shenanigans

[Mr_bogey]

https://voca.ro/1clwiCz842Mf

Did you just make up a word?

 

[crazychemgirl]

To be fair, it’s how it sounds in heavily French-accented English

Voca?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Who the FUCK says pen-is ?????

Who???

Show yourself!!

It would be super confusing phone sex...
Oh yeah baby, my pen is super hard for you.
Hm why are you talking about your pen? Is it leaking ink too?

 

[crazychemgirl]

It would be super confusing phone sex...
Oh yeah baby, my pen is super hard for you.
Hm why are you talking about your pen? Is it leaking ink too?

Oh yeah baby …. You like that black ink? … want me to switch to blue?? Oh yeah… mmmmmm …

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I’m suspicious of anyone with a boat

But we're so fun and friendly...come on out for a sail with me....I mean...the cinder blocks? Oh...those are for...um...erm...ballast...yeah...that the ticket, they're for ballast....

 

[deft]

Voca?

https://voca.ro/1csXirk2PUnr

 

[Mr_bogey]

https://voca.ro/1jYZb6mhna5H

Your voca made it 5 syllables

 

[crazychemgirl]

But we're so fun and friendly...come on out for a sail with me....I mean...the cinder blocks? Oh...those are for...um...erm...ballast...yeah...that the ticket, they're for ballast....

Besides ferries … I’ve only been on one boat in my life

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh yeah baby …. You like that black ink? … want me to switch to blue?? Oh yeah… mmmmmm …

Oh geez your pen is thicker than I'm used to handling. Try that rainbow clicker on top.

 

[ll74]

Oh yeah baby …. You like that black ink? … want me to switch to blue?? Oh yeah… mmmmmm …

Ok, this just made me think of this pen . Carry on

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh geez your pen is thicker than I'm used to handling. Try that rainbow clicker on top.

That’s EXACTLY the type of pen I was thinking of …. I was just too lazy to find a photo

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok, this just made me think of this pen . Carry on

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Yes!!!!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I completely blame CCG for the next question
Do you say "pee nis" or "pen is"?

It's pronounced...dick.

 

[Mr_bogey]

https://voca.ro/14p7x6LDvCkN

You started fine but then started emphasizing the "rel"

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's pronounced...dick.

Cock > dick

 

[Mr_bogey]

God damnit you all …. I’m at work and can’t listen!!

Let's just spend the day posting in vocas.

 

[Dubinsky]

See??? This is what I’m saying. Like there is SOOOO much space on our planet. So many places to hide a body. I mean, @lakesailer_mi could be a serial killer EASILY… he could just Dexter those bodies in the middle of the ocean!!

No, no... that's the opposite of what I'm saying.

These bodies were disposed of in coastal wetland, literally a few meters off the state highway, with a thousand cars driving past them every day for over a decade. Nobody was any the wiser.

You don't necessarily have to go to Montana to dispose of your bodies, is what I'm saying.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Let's just spend the day posting in vocas.

Why are you so mean to me? Is it because you are in a bromance with @Bry1313

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Cock > dick

How do our British friends say cock? Dick? Phallus? Wang?

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, no... that's the opposite of what I'm saying.

These bodies were disposed of in coastal wetland, literally a few meters off the state highway, with a thousand cars driving past them every day for over a decade. Nobody was any the wiser.

You don't necessarily have to go to Montana to dispose of your bodies, is what I'm saying.

Ahhhh … ok. Definitely makes it easier to be a serial killer.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How do our British friends say cock? Dick? Phallus? Wang?

Tiggly wiggly?
Tally hoe

 

[Mr_bogey]

It's called enunciation

Well your enunciation sounded like it was saying 2 different words as you were attempting to repeat the same word.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Besides ferries … I’ve only been on one boat in my life

This makes me sad....
You now have one free "day on the lake" (wait that sounds dirtier than I mean it...) with lake.

 

[Dubinsky]

How do our British friends say cock? Dick? Phallus? Wang?

Protrusive member?

Fleshly article?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well your enunciation sounded like it was saying 2 different words as you were attempting to repeat the same word.

It’s like when I tried to say “sandwich”