Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

You can’t START out in a burrito?! … that’s not how it works.

Also … the burrito needs to have a way to escape in the middle of the night. Cuz monsters. And heat.

Yeah, burritos don’t come already rolled up

 

[crazychemgirl]

Maybe that's the issue... Gotta smear some ketchup in the bag to get CCG interested

I mean … I prefer boobs, but ok

 

[SixShooter14]

I mean … I prefer boobs, but ok

As much as you go on about ketchup...it's questionable.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Yeah, burritos don’t come already rolled up

Hence the term "ready made", like you buy at trader joes

 

[SixShooter14]

Hence the term "ready made", like you buy at trader joes

I'm beginning to think they are too good for "ready made"?

They prefer those free-range organic burritos

 

[Bry1313]

Maybe that's the issue... Gotta smear some ketchup in the bag to get CCG interested

Eewwww

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Salsa on burritos.
Sleeping bags for camping. Normally bed things for beds.

 

[SixShooter14]

Eewwww

Right? That was my thought....whatever floats her boat... NMK

 

[Lmizzler]

I'm sure @gga3737 would lick it off my neck and nether regions if some happened to get there.

I’m not even sure how in the heck you are getting ketchup there. And honestly I don’t even think I want to know.
NMK.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Let take that to PMs or the fetish board please

You're just jealous thinking about him getting to lick my bits. Slowly lapping up, his tongue swirling...

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I’m not even sure how I’m the heck you are getting ketchup there. And honestly I don’t even think I want to know.
NMK.

Food loves to fall on my boobs, so if we're eating nude...

Dang, it's like ya'll don't have any imagination.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Food loves to fall on my boobs, so if we're eating nude...

Dang, it's like ya'll don't have any imagination.

So wait, your nickname for gga is "food"?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

So wait, your nickname for gga is "food"?

Among other things.

 

[Lmizzler]

Food loves to fall on my boobs, so if we're eating nude...

Dang, it's like ya'll don't have any imagination.

Unfortunately my imagination is much more graphic and disturbed. So the scenario you painted is much prettier than the one my imagination had concocted.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Let take that to PMs or the fetish board please

Now I’m compelled to go wander the fetish boards.

 

[Bry1313]

Ok, topic change, what is the most public place you’ve been naked? Camping in your sleeping bag is not public.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ok, topic change, what is the most public place you’ve been naked? Camping in your sleeping bag is not public.

Skinny dipping in a state park lake.

 

[Doublethebubble]

Ok, topic change, what is the most public place you’ve been naked? Camping in your sleeping bag is not public.

hmm… not very “public” but in a field.

 

[Cat]

Ok, topic change, what is the most public place you’ve been naked? Camping in your sleeping bag is not public.

At the annual winter swimming in the harbour, in the capital, New Years Day.

Also.. at the beach.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

If you could have sex with any fictional character … movies/books/tv/cartoon… who would it be and why?


Bonus points for originality and solid reasoning

The 10th and 11th Doctors. At the same time.

Because why not?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Completely naked... korean spa.
Undies... college undie run?

Those were places with the most people.

 

[Bbl87]

Skinny dipping in a state park lake.

I need to go hiking and camping more...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I’m all for cuddling but I actually get warm. I will let you have the blanket. I just want the sheet. That will be enough!

I feel like I just heard you say this a couple hours ago...

Are you a cuddle whore?!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Now I’m compelled to go wander the fetish boards.

Yeah, right, act like you need an excuse.

 

[Bbl87]

Are you a cuddle whore?!

Who isn't?