Sex & Shenanigans

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Just don’t hog the covers, k?

You must have me confused with my husband.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You must have me confused with my husband.

The secret is 2 blankets. 2. His and hers. It’s the best idea since sliced bread.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

The secret is 2 blankets. 2. His and hers. It’s the best idea since sliced bread.

I figured that out the first night we spent together. His is king sized and mine is a double.

 

[SixShooter14]

The secret is 2 blankets. 2. His and hers. It’s the best idea since sliced bread.

Seems like that could prevent skin contact when cuddling?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I figured that out the first night we spent together. His is king sized and mine is a double.

So he’s like me … likes to burrito himself in covers

 

[crazychemgirl]

Seems like that could prevent skin contact when cuddling?

Cuddling =/= sleeping

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

So he’s like me … likes to burrito himself in covers

I call him (his name)ito.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So he’s like me … likes to burrito himself in covers

I cant stand hotel beds being all made cause i cant burrito. The first thing i do is pull the sheets out.
And if you dont have two blankets.... are you even sleeping?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I call him (his name)ito.

crazychemgirlito … hmmm

 

[crazychemgirl]

I cant stand hotel beds being all made cause i cant burrito. The first thing i do is pull the sheets out.
And if you dont have two blankets.... are yoi even sleeping?

Right??? They never provide enough blankets

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I cant stand hotel beds being all made cause i cant burrito. The first thing i do is pull the sheets out.
And if you dont have two blankets.... are you even sleeping?

This one time there was a spider down at the feet of a hotel bed, so from that day on, I started pulling off all the covers and checking the bed thoroughly. That was decades ago. lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you have a breakfast burrito … do you put ketchup on it like you would for reg eggs?

 

[SixShooter14]

If you have a breakfast burrito … do you put ketchup on it like you would for reg eggs?

No... And no

Ketchup is ok ... But not on my eggs

 

[Dubinsky]

I’m reading a book that rivals the most fucked up books I’ve ever read … and that’s saying a lot considering I’ve read books about necrophilia and dead fetus cannibalism

What's the book?

 

[Bry1313]

Cuddling =/= sleeping

This

 

[crazychemgirl]

What's the book?

Maeve Fly

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

If you have a breakfast burrito … do you put ketchup on it like you would for reg eggs?

It's like you're trying to start a fight. No breakfast burritos at all for me. I have coffee for breakfast.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This

Right??? I dated this guy once who liked to cuddle all night … ugh… I don’t think I slept one minute

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Right??? I dated this guy once who liked to cuddle all night … ugh… I don’t think I slept one minute

Yeah, we cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, then to opposite sides of the bed. lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's like you're trying to start a fight. No breakfast burritos at all for me. I have coffee for breakfast.

Coffee is an essential component of breakfast but it does not exist in singularity

 

[Bry1313]

If you have a breakfast burrito … do you put ketchup on it like you would for reg eggs?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, we cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, then to opposite sides of the bed. lol

Hahahah … exactly!!!! He thought I was weird cuz I didn’t like to cuddle.

Uhm .. no cuddling is fine but sleepy time? Go away, don’t touch me

 

[Lmizzler]

I’m all for cuddling but I actually get warm. I will let you have the blanket. I just want the sheet. That will be enough!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Coffee is an essential component of breakfast but it does not exist in singularity

Ok then. I eat breakfast around 1pm.

Hahahah … exactly!!!! He thought I was weird cuz I didn’t like to cuddle.

Uhm .. no cuddling is fine but sleepy time? Go away, don’t touch me

Yeah, movies don't show your arm falling asleep or your hair going in his mouth and him trying to spit it out.

 

[SixShooter14]

Yeah, we cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, then to opposite sides of the bed. lol

Yeah, that makes sense.... But I've never done separate blankets...

Maybe where we went right was having King comforter on a Queen bed? I don't remember ever waking up due to a lack of covers.