Sex & Shenanigans

ok all … because I want to feed my ego … let’s everyone take a moment to tell me what you love most about me.
You’re fucking hilarious, you’re smart, creative, you are the glue that holds this thread together and it’s my absolute favorite thread. You’re an excellent flirt and you’re so much fun to joke and converse with 😘😍
 
If you could have sex with any fictional character … movies/books/tv/cartoon… who would it be and why?


Bonus points for originality and solid reasoning
They are all villains but

Jafar-cause that goatee and thirst for power 💦
Thanos- cause I ain’t getting poofed and will use all resources at my disposal to continue existing
Gaston- because did you see how he sucked down those eggs?? 👀
Loki-because I actually want to fuck Tom Hiddleston 😂🤣
 
They are all villains but

Jafar-cause that goatee and thirst for power 💦
Thanos- cause I ain’t getting poofed and will use all resources at my disposal to continue existing
Gaston- because did you see how he sucked down those eggs?? 👀
Loki-because I actually want to fuck Tom Hiddleston 😂🤣
Most of mine are villains too… guess the bad boy thing is legit
 
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