Sex & Shenanigans

[SixShooter14]

What??? Not all the men are over 6’ tall with 8” cocks??? fuck.

my life is ruined.

Dang.... Always an inch short

 

[crazychemgirl]

*Stomps off and throws computer at the wall.*
Great now my fantasies are all ruined.

You still have me sexy lady

 

[SixShooter14]

Are you saying there are men who will lie to us on Lit???

Well, over on "Cock Talk" @PrettyLilPussy19 has taught us that memes aren't always true

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, over on "Cock Talk" @PrettyLilPussy19 has taught us that memes aren't always true

She has all the answers … she is a fucking goddess

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I guess im taking all the dudes under 6ft and less than 8 inches. I can work with that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I guess im taking all the dudes under 6ft and less than 8 inches. I can work with that.

That’s quite the train

 

[crazychemgirl]

I guess im taking all the dudes under 6ft and less than 8 inches. I can work with that.

Don’t forget to hydrate

 

[Bbl87]

Well, if we're talking measurements again, I'd like to know how tall everyone is

6'5" here. Just tall enough for buying pants to be annoying.

 

[crazychemgirl]

6'5" here. Just tall enough for buying pants to be annoying.

Oh poor baby

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Facts are always sexier than fiction.

https://i.ibb.co/QdPhVKm/but-really-supernatural.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://i.ibb.co/QdPhVKm/but-really-supernatural.gif

I’d let those brothers run a train on me any day

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’d let those brothers run a train on me any day

https://i.ibb.co/jf73RXY/anal-sex.gif

 

[Bry1313]

Well, if we're talking measurements again, I'd like to know how tall everyone is

I feel like I’m being baited

 

[HoneyMeadows]

I'm 5'3, as we're sharing

 

[Bry1313]

5 Foot 9 Inches
Or in straight inches 69 inches.

Nice

 

[lakesailer_mi]

*Stomps off and throws computer at the wall.*
Great now my fantasies are all ruined.

It just said "not all men"....

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Is there a way to measure and brag about your vagina? Like its 12 inches long and 2 liters in volume and oh so smooth!

I was once told while my feet were in stirrups that my cervix is "incredibly high up". Wasn't sure what to say, so I said "thank you".

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm 5'3, as we're sharing

Height twins! That means our boobies will align perfectly if we wanted to squish them together….
I mean … just sayin

 

[Bbl87]

6-2 (without cowboy boots)

Ya know, I've never measured with my boots on... add that to the list...

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Height twins! That means our boobies will align perfectly if we wanted to squish them together….
I mean … just sayin

Well now that's at the top of my list of things to do

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was once told while my feet were in stirrups that my cervix is "incredibly high up". Wasn't sure what to say, so I said "thank you".

I was once told to “deal with it” when the man-hands lady doctor tried to feel my cervix …

Permanently traumatized

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I was once told to “deal with it” when the man-hands lady doctor tried to feel my cervix …

Permanently traumatized

Apparently they needed special equipment to get all up in there. Yeah, I was traumatized too. They needed more KY apparently.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Apparently they needed special equipment to get all up in there. Yeah, I was traumatized too. They needed more KY apparently.

I swear … do not all doctors learn about female anatomy????

 

[Bbl87]

Apparently they needed special equipment to get all up in there. Yeah, I was traumatized too. They needed more KY apparently.

On the plus side, you're less likely to get a bruised cervix from an inconsiderate guy with a long dick I guess.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I swear … do not all doctors learn about female anatomy????

She was female too! I was like wth?!?!?!?