Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

The truce is at an end? And girl, have I not taught you not to leave that kind of stuff in writing? It can be used against you! You're too pretty for jail!

I meant uh I killed... his hearing with my off key singing as I serenaded him to sleep with a lullaby... Just dont ask too many questions... or look around for him in my yard.

 

[Dubinsky]

Listen. I put in this thread that I was posting in that thread. @Dubinsky totally could have seen them. They were well within his reach.

You are correct. I wasn't complaining.

I'm aware of my... shortcomings.

 

[Bbl87]

@Bbl87 snoozing is losing.

Story of my life.

Gonna keep my eyes peeled for the next one.

https://media.tenor.com/EgBtUAmwo4oAAAAM/binoculars-looking.gif

 

[MedicalMuse]

You are correct. I wasn't complaining.

I'm aware of my... shortcomings.

none at all. You’re perfectly fabulous.

 

[MedicalMuse]

What about if I bat my eyes and ask real sweet?

for you, it’s possible

 

[MedicalMuse]

Annnnd once more, with feeling.

 

[jason28053]

Annnnd once more, with feeling.

Hello!! Peach

 

[Bbl87]

Annnnd once more, with feeling.

Let me know if you need help applying any tanning oil, aloe, massage oil...

 

[Dubinsky]

SUCCESS!!!!

I feel fulfilled. Lol.

 

[MedicalMuse]

@TANSTAAFL58 its over here

 

[Cogan]

Annnnd once more, with feeling.

That's a beautiful view!

 

[hotcpu]

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It is brutal today

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

@TANSTAAFL58 its over here

I love it when you tease me like that. Next time!

 

[hotcpu]

Annnnd once more, with feeling.

I'm always the day late and dollar short seeing that Sexy Body

 

[Dubinsky]

It is brutal today

So brutal.

 

[Apisto42]

Annnnd once more, with feeling.

I have feelings about being late.

 

[Bbl87]

I have feelings about being late.

In most situations, I'd rather be the one who's late. Especially here at home. I've had a vasectomy, so there'd be questions...

 

[Dubinsky]

In most situations, I'd rather be the one who's late. Especially here at home. I've has a vasectomy, so there'd be questions...

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Sometimes it isn’t good to be fashionably late … grrr

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[jason28053]

Sometimes it isn’t good to be fashionably late … grrr

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Did you bring a note from home for being late?

 

[SherlockianMan]

How's it going people? Any fun being had tonight?

 

[SixShooter14]

How's it going people? Any fun being had tonight?

apparently not... just got home from work and need a nap, lmao

 

[SherlockianMan]

apparently not... just got home from work and need a nap, lmao

Yeah, seems like a quiet night

 

[SixShooter14]

Yeah, seems like a quiet night

it's still pretty early. It'll likely pick up soonish

 

[LupineOne]

Murphy’s Law is fully in effect today. My drains backed up. It’s a lake in here. Best guess: a waterline failed somewhere. It wasn’t me, somewhere else plugged and I happened to be one of the places the water went.

Send alcohol. And happy thoughts.

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