Sex & Shenanigans

[SherlockianMan]

Greetings shenanigan-havers!

I have a question for you all today. Say you see a beautiful, sexy person that immediately triggers a fantasy for you. When this happens, what's your go-to first fantasy act with them?

For me, if I see a woman I'm attracted to, the first thing I fantasize about is going down on them and getting to hear/see what their orgasm is like. It's always their pleasure before mine in my head.

 

[Photog1rl]

I love that fringey stuff on the edge of a bra.

It makes me stub my toe.

Do you have that aren’t broken? Need an ice pack or 10?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Greetings shenanigan-havers!

I have a question for you all today. Say you see a beautiful, sexy person that immediately triggers a fantasy for you. When this happens, what's your go-to first fantasy act with them?

For me, if I see a woman I'm attracted to, the first thing I fantasize about is going down on them and getting to hear/see what their orgasm is like. It's always their pleasure before mine in my head.

Have a coffee and talk about our feelings.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Have a coffee and talk about our feelings.

 

[Lmizzler]

Greetings shenanigan-havers!

I have a question for you all today. Say you see a beautiful, sexy person that immediately triggers a fantasy for you. When this happens, what's your go-to first fantasy act with them?

For me, if I see a woman I'm attracted to, the first thing I fantasize about is going down on them and getting to hear/see what their orgasm is like. It's always their pleasure before mine in my head.

Well I’m a huge fan of the tease. So my go to thought is some sort of tease.

A lingering touch.
A quick flash
A giggle or wink.
A naughty innuendo.

All of those things send shivers of excitement up my spine.

 

[Dubinsky]

I have a question for you all today. Say you see a beautiful, sexy person that immediately triggers a fantasy for you. When this happens, what's your go-to first fantasy act with them?

Naked touches for as long as we can stand it.

But that's only if she likes my sense of humor. If we can't enjoy each others' minds, our bodies won't be doing anything meaningful.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

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Okay there’s one more thing…sneaking into the bathroom together and he bends me over the sink. There…now you know my coffeehouse fantasy.

 

[Apisto42]

Okay there’s one more thing…sneaking into the bathroom together and he bends me over the sink. There…now you know my coffeehouse fantasy.

Makes note.

 

[thefishfryer]

Greetings shenanigan-havers!

I have a question for you all today. Say you see a beautiful, sexy person that immediately triggers a fantasy for you. When this happens, what's your go-to first fantasy act with them?

For me, if I see a woman I'm attracted to, the first thing I fantasize about is going down on them and getting to hear/see what their orgasm is like. It's always their pleasure before mine in my head.

I guess it would depend on what the initial attraction was

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Makes note.

To clarify we would have to talk off and on for approximately 5 years first before we realized we were hot for each other.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Then you would finally make a move and I’d cyber lay you. You’d then send me selfies, erotic nudes and the occasional sexy voice message.

 

[jason28053]

Then you would finally make a move and I’d cyber lay you. You’d then send me selfies, erotic nudes and the occasional sexy voice message.

And then what happens?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Next you’d finally get the nerve to meet me at a coffeehouse half way between our towns. Are you writing this down?

 

[Dubinsky]

Next you’d finally get the nerve to meet me at a coffeehouse half way between our towns. Are you writing this down?

This is the Lit Template, to a T.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

This is the Lit Template, to a T.

Wait it’s getting juicy. Then you would chicken out of the meet,but of course you’d still want to get off because I’m amazing of course. So you’d ghost me for a month or so and then come back every now and then so I could get you off in the shower or…if we were both alone have voice sex. During these sessions I would have multiple orgasms. You’d show me your dick and tell me it only gets this huge when you’re talking with me.

 

[SixShooter14]

Greetings shenanigan-havers!

I have a question for you all today. Say you see a beautiful, sexy person that immediately triggers a fantasy for you. When this happens, what's your go-to first fantasy act with them?

For me, if I see a woman I'm attracted to, the first thing I fantasize about is going down on them and getting to hear/see what their orgasm is like. It's always their pleasure before mine in my head.

Since this is fantasy...
Surprise her from behind with my hands on her hips... Sliding around hugging here closely. Pressing against her ass and kissing her neck as she grabs my hands and turns around to kiss me face to face.

That's a common step 1 to a fantasy.

 

[SixShooter14]

Wait it’s getting juicy. Then you would chicken out of the meet,but of course you’d still want to get off because I’m amazing of course. So you’d ghost me for a month or so and then come back every now and then so I could get you off in the shower or…if we were both alone have voice sex. During these sessions I would have multiple orgasms. You’d show me your dick and tell me it only gets this huge when you’re talking with me.

Who? I say WHO!!??!! Is chickening out of a meetup coffee with you?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Who? I say WHO!!??!! Is chickening out of a meetup coffee with you?

Don’t act like you don’t know six.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

1205 sexy is an attitude. How you carry yourself. Whatever gets you in the mindset. Be it lingerie, that perfect pair of jeans, the new red suede high heels you got, etc

Are you trying to tell me how to be sexy?

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[Apisto42]

To clarify we would have to talk off and on for approximately 5 years first before we realized we were hot for each other.

Five years? Seems a bit short. I’m not easy you know.

Then you would finally make a move and I’d cyber lay you. You’d then send me selfies, erotic nudes and the occasional sexy voice message.

Sounds about right.

Next you’d finally get the nerve to meet me at a coffeehouse half way between our towns. Are you writing this down?

Well, it’s already written down (maybe I should give this another think, she might not be as smart as she seems). But I can copy this over to my lit color coded spreadsheet.

Wait it’s getting juicy. Then you would chicken out of the meet,but of course you’d still want to get off because I’m amazing of course. So you’d ghost me for a month or so and then come back every now and then so I could get you off in the shower or…if we were both alone have voice sex. During these sessions I would have multiple orgasms. You’d show me your dick and tell me it only gets this huge when you’re talking with me.

I never chicken out of a coffee meet up! How dare you assume! I love coffee meet ups.

Side note: wonder if her back windows are tinted for when she’s gagging on my enormous 12” cock? Hmmm.

Of course my Dick only gets this big for you.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Five years? Seems a bit short. I’m not easy you know.

Sounds about right.

Well, it’s already written down (maybe I should give this another think, she might not be as smart as she seems). But I can copy this over to my lit color coded spreadsheet.

I never chicken out of a coffee meet up! How dare you assume! I love coffee meet ups.

Side note: wonder if her back windows are tinted for when she’s gagging on my enormous 12” cock? Hmmm.

Of course my Dick only gets this big for you.

I just have a little black book. You have a spreadsheet? You’re right I’m not as smart as I may appear. NEXT!

 

[Bbl87]

Okay there’s one more thing…sneaking into the bathroom together and he bends me over the sink. There…now you know my coffeehouse fantasy.

I hate coffee, but that would probably get me into a coffeehouse.

 

[Apisto42]

I just have a little black book. You have a spreadsheet? You’re right I’m not as smart as I may appear. NEXT!

Doesn’t everyone put their online hookups in a spreadsheet? How else would one keep track?

 

[Dubinsky]

Wait it’s getting juicy. Then you would chicken out of the meet,but of course you’d still want to get off because I’m amazing of course. So you’d ghost me for a month or so and then come back every now and then so I could get you off in the shower or…if we were both alone have voice sex. During these sessions I would have multiple orgasms. You’d show me your dick and tell me it only gets this huge when you’re talking with me.

This is grade-a prime content.

SO accurate.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I hate coffee, but that would probably get me into a coffeehouse.

I can order you tea.