Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

My vagina just cringed in excitement.

Fixed

 

[hotcpu]

What… in the actual fuckery was that
I always come back to weird shit

I agree, the times I pop in and the topic just makes me wonder what LIT fantasy world did I step into??

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I agree, the times I pop in and the topic just makes me wonder what LIT fantasy world did I step into??

It wasn’t a good one. Also his fantasy was basically one big sentence and was quite “tisted”…to quote the infamous writer.

 

[CthuluLives]

Well I’ve yanked a lot, but never gummed. Most guys like a little teeth graze on their meat I’ve found, but to each their own.

Some guys like gettin their baws sucked, mine are sensitive as hell, my wife years ago did it and all I had was pain, was too much.
Fondle the baws pet, fondle the baws..

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Some guys like gettin their baws sucked, mine are sensitive as hell, my wife years ago did it and all I had was pain, was too much.
Fondle the baws pet, fondle the baws..

Again I think that’s a personal preference. Like a finger in da butt, for example.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Well I’ve yanked a lot, but never gummed. Most guys like a little teeth graze on their meat I’ve found, but to each their own.

I’m not most guys. I neither like teeth on my junk or a lady giving oral. Not my thing.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I’m not most guys. I neither like teeth on my junk or a lady giving oral. Not my thing.

Well we aren’t a good match then. I personally love giving oral.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Well we aren’t a good match then. I personally love giving oral.

I’d rather give her oral than get.

 

[Trubbycat]

Gods I remember a movie years ago where the killer used a sharpened dildo..

Are you thinking of Lair of the White Worm? A young Hugh Grant and pre-Dr. Who Peter Capaldi were in it.

 

[Trubbycat]

Well we aren’t a good match then. I personally love giving oral.

I'll gladly take LitteSwitchy's oral if that's okay.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Busy morning. The guys got a lot of work done - no wanking about. Impressive, actually.


Lots of phonecalls this afternoon. No phone sex. Just work.


Too hot to care much about lunch, really.

 

[Bry1313]

My vagina just cringed.

Mine too

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I'll gladly take LitteSwitchy's oral if that's okay.

I am NOT giving you oral.

 

[Bry1313]

I’m not most guys. I neither like teeth on my junk or a lady giving oral. Not my thing.

Of all the posts I can’t identify with in this thread, this is top 5.

 

[CthuluLives]

Are you thinking of Lair of the White Worm? A young Hugh Grant and pre-Dr. Who Peter Capaldi were in it.

Same director funnily enough!

 

[Photog1rl]

*peeks in and looks back through the thread a little bit and slowly backs away*
Y’all been wild this morning but I’m clearly not ready

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I'll gladly take LitteSwitchy's oral if that's okay.

In all honesty I never offered him oral. Maybe talk to his better half?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Of all the posts I can’t identify with in this thread, this is top 5.

So how often do you get oral?

 

[CthuluLives]

*peeks in and looks back a little bit and slowly backs away*
Y’all been wild this morning but I’m clearly not ready

The poet appears to have left, I think it's OK

 

[Bry1313]

So how often do you get oral?

Never enough

 

[hotcpu]

Well we aren’t a good match then. I personally love giving oral.

Be careful of playing with matches ... Might get burned. Or the number 69 cums to mind

 

[Trubbycat]

I am NOT giving you oral.

Nor do I want it, I reached out to take your place with CyberBella.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

*peeks in and looks back through the thread a little bit and slowly backs away*
Y’all been wild this morning but I’m clearly not ready

We’ve all been on pins and needles waiting to see where you are working from today.

 

[Trubbycat]

We’ve all been on pins and needles waiting to see where you are working from today.

The adult boutique, hopefully...

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Mine too

Liar.