Sex & Shenanigans

[Cyber_Bella]

Idk about you, but the thought of a cold mixer blade inside my hoohaa makes me feel like it's a horror movie instead of a porn video!

Um yeah…that’s what I was getting at.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Um yeah…that’s what I was getting at.

First of all, Idk that it would fit. Probably shouldn't have googled that.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

First of all, Idk that it would fit. Probably shouldn't have googled that.

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Omg…my kitchen aide will NEVER get this upgrade. It’s a mixer not a unicorn.

 

[Bry1313]

First of all, Idk that it would fit. Probably shouldn't have googled that.

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That looks unsafe

 

[CthuluLives]

Idk about you, but the thought of a cold mixer blade inside my hoohaa makes me feel like it's a horror movie instead of a porn video!

Gods I remember a movie years ago where the killer used a sharpened dildo..

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What… in the actual fuckery was that
I always come back to weird shit

Sorry i let him out of my PMs. The ebone was so good I had to take a moment to hydrate. Shouldve known to keep him on a closer leash.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

You kids may be too young, but all I can think about is that scene from BACHELOR PARTY where Tom Hanks chases his fiancé around with a hand cranked egg beater.

 

[CthuluLives]

I’ll have Flotsam and Jetsam give them a tug.
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Getting ready for my tug..

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[Joxlrg]

Gods I remember a movie years ago where the killer used a sharpened dildo..

Or the one that had a vagina with back facing teeth.. So that when you tried to pull out, it ripped your dick skin off

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is it safe to come back in here now? It is page 667 now... I really wish Bry would stop using his alts to post crap like that!

I think we take the day to deliberate if Bry should get voted off the island for a few days.

 

[CthuluLives]

Or the one that had a vagina with back facing teeth.. So that when you tried to pull out, it ripped your dick skin off

That ones was Teeth if I remember. Never saw it, the concept made me cry so I decided not to watch it!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You sure it was an apple. She seems to recall a motorized device making a circular motion that hypnotized her.

Im offended for both CCG and me that you think CCG is the one that would be hypnotized by a helicopter.

 

[MrsPassion]

Sorry i let him out of my PMs. The ebone was so good I had to take a moment to hydrate. Shouldve known to keep him on a closer leash.

Your inbox is gonna need an exorcism after that

 

[Mr_bogey]

Im offended for both CCG and me that you think CCG is the one that would be hypnotized by a helicopter.

Please note, hypnotized and obsessed are not the same thing.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Your inbox is gonna need an exorcism after that

That's what she's praying for: Dick Aeronautics all up in her inbox.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Sorry i let him out of my PMs. The ebone was so good I had to take a moment to hydrate. Shouldve known to keep him on a closer leash.

Thanks for taking that mixer blade for us.... but shame on you leaving him unsupervised for more than 2 minutes!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

That ones was Teeth if I remember. Never saw it, the concept made me cry so I decided not to watch it!

So vagina teeth are bad? *takes a look with a hand held mirror * Think they can remove them surgically?

 

[CthuluLives]

Thanks for taking that mixer blade for us.... but shame on you leaving him unsupervised for more than 2 minutes!

I feel we're getting into a 'care in the community' zone!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Your inbox is gonna need an exorcism after that

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[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Gods I remember a movie years ago where the killer used a sharpened dildo..

My vagina just cringed.

 

[CthuluLives]

So vagina teeth are bad? *takes a look with a hand held mirror * Think they can remove them surgically?

I'll get my tentacles on them and yank them out, it'll be fine, have u back gumming things in no time!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I'll get my tentacles on them and yank them out, it'll be fine, have u back gumming things in no time!

Sounds painful.

 

[CthuluLives]

Cr

My vagina just cringed.

Crimes of Passion it was called, a Ken Russel movie. Name might not mean much, he was a uk director, actually made a few phenomenal movies but was known mainly for pushing boundaries and being a controversial bugger.

 

[CthuluLives]

Sounds painful.

The yanking or the gumming?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

The yanking or the gumming?

Well I’ve yanked a lot, but never gummed. Most guys like a little teeth graze on their meat I’ve found, but to each their own.