Sex & Shenanigans

[Lord Pmann]

Which is the B head?

Decent head. Not as good as A game head. But still decent.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

, my wood could certainly use polishing. What do you recommend?

Depends on your desired result?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

But Justa is there!!!!

Speaking of Justa. Where’s she? She’s been MIA awhile now

 

[jason28053]

Depends on your desired result?

What are my options and can I get something off the menu?

 

[Bbl87]

Hey @Bbl87 , you have another customer.

If you didn't catch her drift, it would be old news for her. Birthdays and all.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

or is she? We haven’t heard from her recently.

I’m not allowed to put up missing posters anymore. She likes to take breaks

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What are my options and can I get something off the menu?

If you want something silky and smooth, there is the wax...
If you want something slick and shiny, I heard almond oil is good
If you want something tingly, theres some debate between soap and powder
If you're really brave, you can try some hot sauce

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

If you didn't catch her drift, it would be old news for her. Birthdays and all.

Hey! I have a terrible memory. It will be like the first time all over again

 

[Mr_bogey]

I’m always willing to do business. Please set this up OP!

OP's new title: Dick Broker.

 

[Photog1rl]

Another reason for me to avoid Florida

The list is sooo long but this one is on top.

 

[Mr_bogey]

But Justa is there!!!!

We can break her out before it's too late.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Speaking of Justa. Where’s she? She’s been MIA awhile now

She’s probably taking a little Lit break

 

[Bbl87]

Hey! I have a terrible memory. It will be like the first time all over again

I was gonna say, I might have to include an action shot just to up my game.

 

[Bbl87]

Hey! I have a terrible memory. It will be like the first time all over again

Oh, and I could cacophony of dick pics I suppose.

 

[Photog1rl]

Decent head. Not as good as A game head. But still decent.

Where is the shop vac in this?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

OP's new title: Dick Broker.

God that’s a good title. We could go into business. I’ll be dick tester

 

[LittleSwitchy]

If you want something silky and smooth, there is the wax...
If you want something slick and shiny, I heard almond oil is good
If you want something tingly, theres some debate between soap and powder
If you're really brave, you can try some hot sauce

You forgot about Quim. An infused lube

 

[LittleSwitchy]

She’s probably taking a little Lit break

That sounds like a good idea.

 

[Bbl87]

Another reason for me to avoid Florida

I hear Illinois is nice this time of year...

Actually that's a lie, it's always terrible here. Like the shadow lands in The Lion King.

But I'm here at least.

 

[Mr_bogey]

God that’s a good title. We could go into business. I’ll be dick tester

I was thinking more "Dick Collector"

 

[Lord Pmann]

Where is the shop vac in this?

<—— that’s how I feel about ye olde vac.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Oh, and I could cacophony of dick pics I suppose.

It was a wild night! Thanks again @Photog1rl . Great birthday.

Now back to round 2… Box is open

 

[jason28053]

God that’s a good title. We could go into business. I’ll be dick taster

FIFY

 

[Lmizzler]

https://voca.ro/1hi7yV9ZcnzE

You have to stop calling them beef curtains. I laugh too hard every time while also throwing up in my mouth a little.

 

[Bbl87]

Now back to round 2… Box is open

Now there's an invitation.