Sex & Shenanigans

[MrsPassion]

Alright. That’s it
I’m off to play peekaboo in the tulips

 

[Trubbycat]

 

[MrsPassion]

That’s right.. clean yourself up

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

The weed whacking around my yard, ffs. So. Many. Trees.

I could use a trim.

 

[Bbl87]

Alright. That’s it
I’m off to play peekaboo in the tulips

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

 

[LupineOne]

Alright. That’s it
I’m off to play peekaboo in the tulips

The forest, you mean

 

[LupineOne]

I could use a trim.

Hmm. Hand tools it is, then.

 

[Bbl87]

I could use a trim.

I'd say the same, but it wasn't that long ago I posted a picture with trimmer in hand. I'm still pretty smooth.

 

[MrsPassion]

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

I’ve a whole Ted Talks worth of ways to refer to my dalliances in the lady garden

The forest, you mean

be right there…bring your weed whacker and please tell me you have a lab coat

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I'd say the same, but it wasn't that long ago I posted a picture with trimmer in hand. I'm still pretty smooth.

Don't tell him, but I'm pretty smooth too.

 

[peekingone]

I’ve a whole Ted Talks worth of ways to refer to my dalliances in the lady garden

be right there…bring your weed whacker and please tell me you have a lab coat

Edward Scissor hand.

 

[Bbl87]

Don't tell him, but I'm pretty smooth too.

I mean, you're usually pretty smooth to be fair.

 

[MrsPassion]

Edward Scissor hand.

Not near my sweet petunia!!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I mean, you're usually pretty smooth to be fair.

That's how I get the ladies.

 

[LupineOne]

I’ve a whole Ted Talks worth of ways to refer to my dalliances in the lady garden

be right there…bring your weed whacker and please tell me you have a lab coat

Yes indeed I do lol

 

[peekingone]

Not near my sweet petunia!!

 

[Trubbycat]

Don't tell him, but I'm pretty smooth too.

Trimmed but not smooth

 

[Bbl87]

That's how I get the ladies.

Someday you'll have to teach me your ways, Jedi Master.

 

[MrsPassion]

Yes indeed I do lol

fucking perfect

 

[MrsPassion]

Not a single picture of a DILF on a ride on mower under those emojis!

 

[Bbl87]

Not a single picture of a DILF on a ride on mower under those emojis!

That's alot of production required. Best I could do would be flannel and chest hair.

 

[peekingone]

Not a single picture of a DILF on a ride on mower under those emojis!

Look out your window he is coming to give you a new design.

 

[Trubbycat]

That's alot of production required. Best I could do would be flannel and chest hair.

I was a push mower guy myself

 

[Bbl87]

I was a push mower guy myself

I push part of the yard, use a rider on the rest.

 

[MrsPassion]

Look out your window he is coming to give you a new design.

I like my landing strip just as it is thank you very much!

But if he can do that checkerboard pattern on my front yard I might offer him a cool drink inside