Sex & Shenanigans

[peekingone]

I can be the only one who finds it hot when you all start having the “Dads gathered around the grill” type of conversations right?

of course talking about boobs too

 

[MrsPassion]

of course talking about boobs too

Not as hot as conversations around the intricacies of producing a department store commercial

*bites lip*

 

[Trubbycat]

I can’t be the only one who finds it hot when you all start having the “Dads gathered around the grill” type of conversations right?

I've done my entire backyard into a semi-natural pollinator space. Does that count?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I can’t be the only one who finds it hot when you all start having the “Dads gathered around the grill” type of conversations right?

Dads are HOT Mrs P

 

[Trubbycat]

Dads are HOT Mrs P

I'm a dad of a 19 year old daughter.

 

[MrsPassion]

I've done my entire backyard into a semi-natural pollinator space. Does that count?

Oh yes Big Papa tell me all about your water conservation irrigation system, and your organic mulch

 

[MrsPassion]

Dads are HOT Mrs P

Ain’t that the truth

 

[Trubbycat]

Oh yes Big Papa tell me all about your water conservation irrigation system, and your organic mulch

I mix the manure and peat moss into the top soil to make healthy loam... and work up quite a sweat doing it.

No machinery. Just hand tools.

(makes masculine sounds)

 

[peekingone]

Dads are HOT Mrs P

DILF's

 

[Dubinsky]

Alright time to go mow the yard.... See you pervs in an hour or so.

I did mine yesterday morning. It's tough this time of year.

The thing needs a haircut every three days but it's 800 degrees out with 430% relative humidity. Just getting the mower started sweats me up.

 

[MrsPassion]

I mix the manure and peat moss into the top soil to make healthy loam... and work up quite a sweat doing it.

No machinery. Just hand tools.

(makes masculine sounds)

Mmmm….yes, such a healthy loam
Tell me you have native plants and medicinal herbs and I just might combust

 

[Trubbycat]

I mowed religiously for twenty years but my wife made me retire. There goes any standing with the ladies.

 

[Trubbycat]

Mmmm….yes, such a healthy loam
Tell me you have native plants and medicinal herbs and I just might combust

Natives are best. Might expand into herbs.

(douses you with non-combustible oil)

 

[MrsPassion]

Natives are best. Might expand into herbs.

(douses you with non-combustible oil)

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Mmmm….yes, such a healthy loam
Tell me you have native plants and medicinal herbs and I just might combust

I fucking can’t with you!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[peekingone]

Mmmm….yes, such a healthy loam
Tell me you have native plants and medicinal herbs and I just might combust

thar she blows

 

[MrsPassion]

I fucking can’t with you!!!!!!!!!!!

lmfao
I’m only half joking though

 

[Trubbycat]

lmfao
I’m only half joking though

A girl likes what she likes

 

[Bbl87]

I can’t be the only one who finds it hot when you all start having the “Dads gathered around the grill” type of conversations right?

Wait until we bust out the socks with sandals.

 

[Trubbycat]

Wait until we bust out the socks with sandals.

And the jean shorts

 

[Trubbycat]

And the jean shorts

I have a straw fedora the wife and child hate. Fuck 'em.

 

[Bbl87]

And the jean shorts

Depends on the cookout. Might be khaki shorts if I'm feeling saucy.

 

[MrsPassion]

Natives are best. Might expand into herbs.

(douses you with non-combustible oil)

A girl likes what she likes

Wait until we bust out the socks with sandals.

I have a straw fedora the wife and child hate. Fuck 'em.

 

[LupineOne]

The weed whacking around my yard, ffs. So. Many. Trees.

 

[Bbl87]

The weed whacking around my yard, ffs. So. Many. Trees.

Dude, the trimming is my arch nemesis. I do it maybe every other time because I figure I can get away with it. It's the bane of my existence.