Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I gave em up a while back. Made my hangovers worse and my tongue felt like it weighed 10 lbs the next day.

I love them about once a month

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I know
Patience.

But I’m not good at that stuffs

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I love them about once a month

Monica Lewinsky loved them too

 

[LupineOne]

But I’m not good at that stuffs

That’s what the ropes were for, right?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That’s what the ropes were for, right?

Yyyyyup

 

[Lonelywife1205]

We are simply friends. There was a spark a while back but we both moved in other directions. My loss.

If I would have ever sent anyone a pic of my butthole, it woulda been you.
(pssst don’t bother clicking the emojis)

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

If I would have ever sent anyone a pic of my butthole, it woulda been you.
(pssst don’t bother clicking the emojis)

Wow Bogey must have meant a lot to you. Was he willing to send HIS butthole?

 

[Bry1313]

Wow Bogey must have meant a lot to you. Was he willing to send HIS butthole?

Or is that why you didn’t send, that Bogey wouldn’t reciprocate?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Or is that why you didn’t send, that Bogey wouldn’t reciprocate?

Not me lonely wife. I’m sure I’ve sent bogey my butthole. At least with a gem or a tail in it

 

[LadyLascivious1]

If I would have ever sent anyone a pic of my butthole, it woulda been you.
(pssst don’t bother clicking the emojis)

Butthole pictures aren’t just for everyone. They have to be earned

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Morning everyone. Someone pass me a paracetamol

 

[RosewoodTulip]

No, don't give me sympathy.
This headache is entirely the fault of cheap wine and fire pit smoke.

Was fun though!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

If I would have ever sent anyone a pic of my butthole, it woulda been you.
(pssst don’t bother clicking the emojis)

 

[Dubinsky]

I need motivation. The humidity is finally getting me down.

 

[Dubinsky]

cheap wine

Is there another kind?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Is there another kind?

Not in this economy!

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Not in this economy!

Box wine coming right up

 

[LittleSwitchy]

My 2.5 seconds is up. Time to disappear.
Y’all have fun.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I'm beach bound, baby!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I'm beach bound, baby!

Have fun!
If you’re coming through VA hit me up.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Have fun!
If you’re coming through VA hit me up.

Woo hoo. Indie’s hitting on LF?

Lol

 

[Mr_bogey]

I went to bed thinking about 2 buttholes and woke up with none.

 

[Photog1rl]

I went to bed thinking about 2 buttholes and woke up with none.

You woke up with no butthole? OMG-story time? Are you ok?

 

[Mr_bogey]

You woke up with no butthole? OMG-story time? Are you ok?

You know what I meant

 

[hotcpu]

I'm beach bound, baby!

Have fun ... Watch out for those pesky sharks. I just spent 4 hours playing golf along the shore ... I'm ready to chill by the pool for the rest of the day.