Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

My left pinky toe. JK, that will get you a strong swift kick.

And now I’m unexpectedly turned on, sorry @gga3737

 

[MrsPassion]

What is one part of your body that unexpectedly turns you on when someone touches it? … or one you haven’t explored yet, but want to.

@Mr_bogey buttholes don’t count from you.

Strangely my calves. I don’t know why, but someone running their hands up my calves is directly connected to the “yes please” part of my brain

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

And now I’m unexpectedly turned on, sorry @gga3737

Yeah, he's not going to be happy.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Strangely my calves. I don’t know why, but someone running their hands up my calves is directly connected to the “yes please” part of my brain

Noted.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

What is one part of your body that unexpectedly turns you on when someone touches it? … or one you haven’t explored yet, but want to.

@Mr_bogey buttholes don’t count from you.

My tummy. Probably cause it's part of me that tends to get "skipped over" when intimate.

 

[Bry1313]

My tummy. Probably cause it's part of me that tends to get "skipped over" when intimate.

Do you giggle like the doughboy when touched there?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

My tummy. Probably cause it's part of me that tends to get "skipped over" when intimate.

I have a huge mental block with mine and always try to keep it covered and out of the way.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You are a Faerie Queen. Your lands are vast and peaceful. You’ve been a queen for centuries and for an immortal creature that a long time annd you’ve grown bored and you’ve hatched a plan to run away to the human realm and experience a new world. When you arrive in the human realm, everyone is immediately charmed by you. Not only are you gorgeous but you are funny and adventurous. It seems you are fit to rule here as well, and you find yourself made Queen once again, you declare everyday “Make It Sexy Day” and you are given parades of dancers (like the Magic Mike kind *eyebrows eyebrows*), nights with your favorite concubine, and your magic makes orgasms really fucking intense

Can I use this for my profile? Pretty please.


I'll be waiting for your answer and my Magic Mike dancers!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Do you giggle like the doughboy when touched there?

Did you just call me fat?

You're not wrong, but it doesn't make me giggle. I just like it when someone likes all of me, not just the most attractive parts.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I have a huge mental block with mine and always try to keep it covered and out of the way.

I mean, I do this as well. But when someone pushes me past my insecurities and wants all of me? Fucking priceless.

 

[Bry1313]

Did you just call me fat?

You're not wrong, but it doesn't make me giggle. I just like it when someone likes all of me, not just the most attractive parts.

Doughboy looks good to me

 

[MrsPassion]

*ignore spoilers*

Can I use this for my profile? Pretty please.


I'll be waiting for your answer and my Magic Mike dancers!

oh lord I mean sure but something tells me, it’s not going to bring the boys to your yard that appreciate fine literature

 

[Bry1313]

oh lord I mean sure but something tells me, it’s not going to bring the boys to your yard that appreciate fine literature

See me standing in Indi’s yard appreciating fine literature and also hoping for a delicious milkshake

 

[MrsPassion]

See me standing in Indi’s yard appreciating fine literature and also hoping for a delicious milkshake

Way to lean into your backstory Bry

 

[MrsPassion]

I can’t wait to produce my anthology of horribly written works should I put you all down on the presale list?

 

[LupineOne]

Well, looks like a late night for me.

 

[hotcpu]

You are a Faerie Queen. Your lands are vast and peaceful. You’ve been a queen for centuries and for an immortal creature that a long time annd you’ve grown bored and you’ve hatched a plan to run away to the human realm and experience a new world. When you arrive in the human realm, everyone is immediately charmed by you. Not only are you gorgeous but you are funny and adventurous. It seems you are fit to rule here as well, and you find yourself made Queen once again, you declare everyday “Make It Sexy Day” and you are given parades of dancers (like the Magic Mike kind *eyebrows eyebrows*), nights with your favorite concubine, and your magic makes orgasms really fucking intense

Glad to know I came into Paradise being found ...

 

[hotcpu]

I can’t wait to produce my anthology of horribly written works should I put you all down on the presale list?

As long as it is a signed copy ...

 

[MrsPassion]

Glad to know I came into Paradise being found ...

Lol you’ve found yourself marooned on the island of MrsP’s wayward imagination

 

[hotcpu]

Can I use this for my profile? Pretty please.


I'll be waiting for your answer and my Magic Mike dancers!

Would be a crazy line-up waiting for the readings to commence

 

[hotcpu]

Lol you’ve found yourself marooned on the island of MrsP’s wayward imagination

I like where that compass has lead me!!

 

[MrsPassion]

Well, looks like a late night for me.

Awww why?

 

[Bbl87]

I mean, I do this as well. But when someone pushes me past my insecurities and wants all of me? Fucking priceless.

I mean, as a guy I'm self conscious about my gut. It can obstruct the view. But I guess it's never occurred to me to be concerned with a woman's "tummy." For me it's just a part I'd kiss on my way down to where she really wants my lips.

 

[LupineOne]

Night shift called in. All of them. So, I’ll have at least a 10 hour day, probably 12-13
It’s OT

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Night shift called in. All of them. So, I’ll have at least a 10 hour day, probably 12-13
It’s OT

Will you get time off tomorrow?