Sex & Shenanigans

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

@MrsPassion I think I love you.




Do me, she said!

Ditto! Pleaseeeeeee!!!!!

 

[MrsPassion]

@MrsPassion I think I love you.




Do me, she said!

Ditto! Pleaseeeeeee!!!!!

I promise I will post yours!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I had to go into an ultra conservative part of the state yesterday and realized I had "crossed the border" when the radio aired "alllll the single ladies, all the single ladies.... Jeeeeeesuuuuus, oh Jeeeeeesusssss!"

 

[Mr_bogey]

This is too kind of praise for my nonsense Mr. B but thank you

Let's just say I've had that paragraph permanently added to the back of my business cards.

 

[Bry1313]

I had to go into an ultra conservative part of the state yesterday and realized I had "crossed the border" when the radio aired "alllll the single ladies, all the single ladies.... Jeeeeeesuuuuus, oh Jeeeeeesusssss!"

Any lightening strike uncomfortably close to you?

 

[MrsPassion]

Let's just say I've had that paragraph permanently added to the back of my business cards.

Are you prepared to lose all business?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I promise I will post yours!

Me too. Pretty pretty please

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Any lightening strike uncomfortably close to you?

There was rain, but no lightning. I'm assuming that was all in YOUR area.

 

[Bry1313]

There was rain, but no lightning. I'm assuming that was all in YOUR area.

I mean I spend all my time dodging

 

[Mr_bogey]

@Bry1313 you are a Smut Kingpin. You control all the smut coming in and out of the East Coast. You started from humble beginnings: selling penthouse magazines in college out of the tree house your grandparents built you. But you had bigger dreams. Your empire grew and so did your fame a notoriety, publishing houses, film production, (dubious sport team endorsements). You coined sexy as a lifestyle brand. You spend your days having pajama parties with playmates and have a harem of adoring lady fans everywhere you go.

Very well done but I think @Bry1313 is much closer to Larry Flynt than Heff

 

[MrsPassion]

Very well done but I think @Bry1313 is much closer to Larry Flynt than Heff

Shots fired

lol Bry is better than Heff in my head. He’s more swanky and refined, less repressed and more appreciative of his ladies

 

[MrsPassion]

Me too. Pretty pretty please

Of course!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Shots fired

lol Bry is better than Heff in my head. He’s more swanky and redefined, less repressed and more appreciative of his ladies

Idk about all that, but he may be younger.

 

[Bry1313]

Shots fired

lol Bry is better than Heff in my head. He’s more swanky and redefined, less repressed and more appreciative of his ladies

Bogey is just jealous of how good I look in velvet pj’s

 

[Bry1313]

Idk about all that, but he may be younger.

I mean, im breathing better than him right now.

 

[MrsPassion]

Idk about all that, but he may be younger.

Lmao
Someone check on Bry!!

 

[Bry1313]

What is one part of your body that unexpectedly turns you on when someone touches it? … or one you haven’t explored yet, but want to.

@Mr_bogey buttholes don’t count from you.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Shots fired

lol Bry is better than Heff in my head. He’s more swanky and refined, less repressed and more appreciative of his ladies

Heff = California and there is nothing California about bry
Flynt is a Midwest guy, like bry and they both say "fuck" a lot.

 

[Mr_bogey]

What is one part of your body that unexpectedly turns you on when someone touches it? … or one you haven’t explored yet, but want to.

@Mr_bogey buttholes don’t count from you.

Buttholes always count

 

[RosewoodTulip]

What is one part of your body that unexpectedly turns you on when someone touches it? … or one you haven’t explored yet, but want to.

@Mr_bogey buttholes don’t count from you.

My wrist got me once. Just a thumb gently rubbing over it. Felt all kinds of tingly

 

[Bry1313]

Heff = California and there is nothing California about bry
Flynt is a Midwest guy, like bry and they both say "fuck" a lot.

I only say it after a workout, and Flynt can’t work out.

Also, Heff is from Chicago, so Midwestern. Boom, lawyered!

 

[Mr_bogey]

I only say it after a workout, and Flynt can’t work out.

Also, Heff is from Chicago, so Midwestern. Boom, lawyered!

@Lord Pmann and I surrender

 

[Bry1313]

My wrist got me once. Just a thumb gently rubbing over it. Felt all kinds of tingly

I might be taking notes

 

[MrsPassion]

@MrsPassion I think I love you.




Do me, she said!

You are a Faerie Queen. Your lands are vast and peaceful. You’ve been a queen for centuries and for an immortal creature that a long time annd you’ve grown bored and you’ve hatched a plan to run away to the human realm and experience a new world. When you arrive in the human realm, everyone is immediately charmed by you. Not only are you gorgeous but you are funny and adventurous. It seems you are fit to rule here as well, and you find yourself made Queen once again, you declare everyday “Make It Sexy Day” and you are given parades of dancers (like the Magic Mike kind *eyebrows eyebrows*), nights with your favorite concubine, and your magic makes orgasms really fucking intense

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

What is one part of your body that unexpectedly turns you on when someone touches it? … or one you haven’t explored yet, but want to.

@Mr_bogey buttholes don’t count from you.

My left pinky toe. JK, that will get you a strong swift kick.