LittleSwitchy
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That sounds like Satan’s Crotch first big album nameGet nekkid.
Satan’s Crotch. Get Nekkid
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That sounds like Satan’s Crotch first big album nameGet nekkid.
Oh I know I’m getting nothing similar<bry on the edge of his seat hoping for something similar>
Nope! It’s really not! Excuse me while I go wash away the shame in my showerBest. Backstory. Ever. It’s like you know the real me!![]()
Missed you last night.
Noooooo! My overactive imagination will not be immortalized with a threadI think this needs to become a thread.
Well... I'm not an expert... but, I'm pretty sure you can't overdose on cherries... but, beware... too many may turn your skin bright pink!Drop in Forest update
- with a question!
No no. Part of the fun is seeing everyone’s and interacting about them!Noooooo! My overactive imagination will not be immortalized with a thread
I will send the rest via PM though so as not to bog down the thread![]()
“Wash away the shame”….is that what we’re calling it now?Nope! It’s really not! Excuse me while I go wash away the shame in my shower![]()
My face is warm from embarrassment right now. I’m going to go crawl in a hole lmaoNo no. Part of the fun is seeing everyone’s and interacting about them!
lmao I’m happy it made you smile if nothing else“Wash away the shame”….is that what we’re calling it now?
And yes, it really is! It made me grin like a fool![]()
Pretty sure this one's bang on the money, too!@Mr_bogey you are undercover spy. You’re on a top secret mission is to find and recruit all of the worlds most beautiful women to join your super secret, super cool, spy agency. This mission is to combat the dealings of a sneaky crime syndicate that is stealing all the nudes. You’re super charismatic and too good at your job because all the women you recruited refuse to work for anyone but you. You’ve got like a James Bond vibe.![]()
Most definitely!Pretty sure this one's bang on the money, too!![]()
https://giphy.com/gifs/cCaSiHCZYxFdyoL42DNoooooo! My overactive imagination will not be immortalized with a thread
I will send the rest via PM though so as not to bog down the thread![]()
I'm cc'ed on all those PMs, right?Noooooo! My overactive imagination will not be immortalized with a thread
I will send the rest via PM though so as not to bog down the thread![]()
<Quick digs a hole in his bed>My face is warm from embarrassment right now. I’m going to go crawl in a hole lmao
You are to never leave my side again.@Mr_bogey you are an undercover spy. You’re on a top secret mission is to find and recruit all of the worlds most beautiful women to join your super secret, super cool, spy agency. This mission is to combat the dealings of a sneaky crime syndicate that is stealing all the nudes. You’re super charismatic and too good at your job because all the women you recruited refuse to work for anyone but you. You’ve got like a James Bond vibe.![]()
This is too kind of praise for my nonsense Mr. B but thank youYou are to never leave my side again.
Hope it doesn't smell...
This should seriously be some some sort of story with all these characters and backstories. Love it!@Bry1313 you are a Smut Kingpin. You control all the smut coming in and out of the East Coast. You started from humble beginnings: selling penthouse magazines in college out of the tree house your grandparents built you. But you had bigger dreams. Your empire grew and so did your fame a notoriety, publishing houses, film production, (dubious sport team endorsements). You coined sexy as a lifestyle brand. You spend your days having pajama parties with playmates and have a harem of adoring lady fans everywhere you go.![]()