Sex & Shenanigans

We all know you’re a 30 something just pretending to be 189 to illicit sympathy boobs. You’re probably wearing your skinny jeans, with your organic cotton shirt and “meat is murder” tattoo across your collarbone. I know a hipster in disguise when I see one!!
The only "meat is murder" I know is an album by the Smiths
 
We all know you’re a 30 something just pretending to be 189 to illicit sympathy boobs. You’re probably wearing your skinny jeans, with your organic cotton shirt and “meat is murder” tattoo across your collarbone. I know a hipster in disguise when I see one!!
Ok, I’m a 30-something…now I’m curious what your perspective on me is 😂😂😂
 
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