Sex & Shenanigans

[deft]

Doesn't need to see boobs?

Now, steady on, I didn't say that, did I?

 

[MrsPassion]

I was thinking more bend over and I'll..

Show you Bilbo's sword.

It wasn’t really a sword though was it? More like a letter opener seeing as he was so wittle

 

[Mr_bogey]

The justice is you didn’t even ask if my finger was okay *dramatic sobs*

You just went straight to boobs!!

 

[Mr_bogey]

And yet, my inbox remains barren.

 

[MrsPassion]

 

[MedicalMuse]

Yes that would. Especially because I need a nurse for my bee sting

I gotchu boo

 

[MedicalMuse]

I like your boobs. I’ll send you mine if you send me yours

I gotchu too

 

[MrsPassion]

I gotchu boo

Huzzah for tatas!!

 

[Mr_bogey]

I gotchu too

And.......

 

[deft]

Huzzah for tatas!!

Now, that's a cheer I can get behind!

 

[SixShooter14]

I like your boobs. I’ll send you mine if you send me yours

That's a good line!!

*Writes down for future use

 

[MedicalMuse]

And.......

You have seen them. Lol

 

[SixShooter14]

You have seen them. Lol

I like your boobs. I’ll send you mine if you send me yours

 

[SixShooter14]

You have seen them. Lol

 

[Mr_bogey]

You have seen them. Lol

I'm old and my memory isn't what it used to be.

 

[Mr_bogey]

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And this.

 

[deft]

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There are two truths about us: we never tire of boobs, and we always laugh at farts.

 

[SixShooter14]

There are two truths about us: we never tire of boobs, and we always laugh at farts.

You're half right... I never tire of seeing boobs

 

[MedicalMuse]

I'm old and my memory isn't what it used to be.

I love how it’s OK to be old when it suits your purposes

 

[LupineOne]

Huzzah for tatas!!

Yes indeed!

 

[Mr_bogey]

I love how it’s OK to be old when it suits your purposes

 

[MrsPassion]

I'm old and my memory isn't what it used to be.

We all know you’re a 30 something just pretending to be 189 to illicit sympathy boobs. You’re probably wearing your skinny jeans, with your organic cotton shirt and “meat is murder” tattoo across your collarbone. I know a hipster in disguise when I see one!!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

The dessert or girlie art?

Dessert. I could only eat half, but it was amazing.

 

[Bry1313]

We all know you’re a 30 something just pretending to be 189 to illicit sympathy boobs. You’re probably wearing your skinny jeans, with your organic cotton shirt and “meat is murder” tattoo across your collarbone. I know a hipster in disguise when I see one!!

Wait so uncle bogey is actually younger than me? Mind blown.

 

[MrsPassion]

Wait so uncle bogey is actually younger than me? Mind blown.

Mmhmm…but I think we all are

Sorry, sorry, sorry! I’m spicy without my coffee