Sex & Shenanigans

[Bbl87]

"Response" being put on ignore ...

Haha, valid point.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

"Response" being put on ignore ...

It’s like you could hear my thoughts.

P.S. My autocorrect tried to insist on making that “thighs”

Don't tempt me.

Don’t forget the ruler! I recommended the centimeter side for added effect. Or the airplane fun size bottles of alcohol

 

[SixShooter14]

It’s like you could hear my thoughts.

P.S. My autocorrect tried to insist on making that “thighs”


Don’t forget the ruler! I recommended the centimeter side for added effect

Hmm... Now I want to put my ears to your thighs

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Hmm... Now I want to put my ears to your thighs

My autocorrect is a filthy instigator.

 

[SixShooter14]

My autocorrect is a filthy instigator.

I'm pretty sure it learns from the user...

 

[Xerxes82]

Hmm... Now I want to put my ears to your thighs

Between, dude. Between.

 

[SixShooter14]

Between, dude. Between.

How else you get both ears on the thighs?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

That’s a common joke, but I’ve never experienced it to be true. The only time I really got a lot of PMs is when I had my online status show. That’s definitely a siren’s song to all the online booty call seekers

I don’t get many unexpected PMs and I’ve actually never received unsolicited body part pictures from any gender. I attribute the sanity to not being active in AmPics, Personals, nor the GB, and I don’t post nudes publicly.

This. I occasionally get PMs from new people, but it's not all that often. Even when I post a thirst trap or ask for noods

 

[MedicalMuse]

Between, dude. Between.

Are you volunteering? AFAF

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I'm pretty sure it learns from the user...

In that case my autocorrect is remarkably pure

 

[Bbl87]

It’s like you could hear my thoughts.

P.S. My autocorrect tried to insist on making that “thighs”


Don’t forget the ruler! I recommended the centimeter side for added effect. Or the airplane fun size bottles of alcohol

Oh, that's what I usually do. But I pretend they're normal sized bottles.

 

[Bbl87]

Are you volunteering? AFAF

Who wouldn't?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Are you volunteering? AFAF

If I’m asking this question, it’s for me. For sex and orgasm reasons

 

[MedicalMuse]

If I’m asking this question, it’s for me. For sex and orgasm reasons

What she said

 

[SixShooter14]

Hmm... Now I want to put my ears to your thighs

Just to reiterate!!!

 

[Bbl87]

Just to reiterate!!!

A woman's thighs do, in fact, make the best earmuffs.

 

[MedicalMuse]

A woman's thighs do, in fact, make the best earmuffs.

Anytime you’re ready, big shoots

 

[Bbl87]

Anytime you’re ready, big shoots

Just limbering up the tongue and jaw, babe.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Anytime you’re ready, big shoots

That feels like a very loaded statement

 

[Bbl87]

That feels like a very loaded statement

She knows what's up.

 

[Xerxes82]

Anytime you’re ready, big shoots

Now there's a queue I'd wait in.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Now there's a queue I'd wait in.

Don’t tease me. Lol

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Don’t tease me. Lol

And by “don’t” you mean, “Dear Jizzus, more!”, right?

 

[Bbl87]

Don’t tease me. Lol

He might not be able to wait. You're good at multitasking, right?

 

[Bbl87]

And by “don’t” you mean, “Dear Jizzus, more!”, right?

You're welcome to join in.