Sex & Shenanigans

[LadyLascivious1]

Lol Yeah nothing needs to be a contest. Let's just celebrate any and all dicks, boobs, and otherwise.

Yes! Exactly this

https://imgur.com/a/UgwBrfy

That is hilarious

 

[Bbl87]

I’m good if I never see another dick measuring contest again regardless of units of volume used. And while we’re on the topic, let’s not ever do that with boobs either

It's not a contest, it's all about knowledge.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

It's not a contest, it's all about knowledge.

I’ve somehow managed to successfully navigate life so far without detailed measurements of everyone’s junk. It’s a mystery for the ages

Not to be confused with appreciating people’s junk on its own merits. Totally different

 

[MedicalMuse]

I’ve somehow managed to successfully navigate life so far without detailed measurements of everyone’s junk. It’s a mystery for the ages

Not to be confused with appreciating people’s junk on its own merits. Totally different

Truth!
All penises matter

 

[Dubinsky]

I’ve somehow managed to successfully navigate life so far without detailed measurements of everyone’s junk. It’s a mystery for the ages

Not to be confused with appreciating people’s junk on its own merits. Totally different

I'd say the same thing about boobs. I don't need to know the numerical size to decide how long I want to spend with my face buried between them.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I'd say the same thing about boobs. I don't need to know the numerical size to decide how long I want to spend with my face buried between them.

All boobs matter!

 

[Bbl87]

I’ve somehow managed to successfully navigate life so far without detailed measurements of everyone’s junk. It’s a mystery for the ages

Not to be confused with appreciating people’s junk on its own merits. Totally different

Haha, that's fair. Though to be fair, without given dimensions, some of us don't look so great in photos. Perspective is needed.

 

[Bbl87]

All boobs matter!

This.

I am equal opportunity when it comes to the tata's.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Truth!
All penises matter

And all boobs matter

 

[MedicalMuse]

And all boobs matter

I said that too

 

[SixShooter14]

I don't need to know the numerical size to decide how long I want to spend with my face buried between them.

Same said for thighs and asses!!!

 

[Bbl87]

Is there an echo in here?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Is there an echo in here?

Some things bear repeating

 

[MedicalMuse]

Same said for thighs and asses!!!

Seconded

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Haha, that's fair. Though to be fair, without given dimensions, some of us don't look so great in photos. Perspective is needed.

I promise that if I ask to see your dick, I will also ask for a ruler to be included

I said that too

I saw that after I posted and decided it was worth leaving up twice

 

[MedicalMuse]

I promise that if I ask to see your dick, I will also ask for a ruler to be included

Or a water bottle

I saw that after I posted and decided it was worth leaving up twice

 

[hotcpu]

I’m good if I never see another dick measuring contest again regardless of units of volume used. And while we’re on the topic, let’s not ever do that with boobs either

Much rather be a Hands on Measurement feel anyways ...

 

[Bbl87]

Some things bear repeating

Anything involving boobs is worth doing at LEAST twice.

I promise that if I ask to see your dick, I will also ask for a ruler to be included

Duely noted.

Or a water bottle

Optimistic are we.

 

[hotcpu]

I’ve somehow managed to successfully navigate life so far without detailed measurements of everyone’s junk. It’s a mystery for the ages

Not to be confused with appreciating people’s junk on its own merits. Totally different

Loving your standards!!

 

[Dubinsky]

All boobs matter!

They are a wonder and a delight.

Same said for thighs and asses!!!

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Truth!
All penises matter

Not all matter. Mine is off the market.

 

[SixShooter14]

Not all matter. Mine is off the market.

Does that make it matter less?

 

[Trubbycat]

Not all matter. Mine is off the market.

I guess that means there are a lot of free agents around...?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Loving your standards!!

Every cock, boob, ass, and thigh is a snowflake I appreciate

In all seriousness though, I think it takes a lot of courage for many people to be vulnerable enough to share pictures and I really do appreciate it. I never want it to be a competition or make people feel less than or more than others. Admiring one person’s contribution is completely independent of anything else.

Takeaway - my eyes and libido have room for ALL the dicks and boobs and asses and thighs

 

[Cat]

Every cock, boob, ass, and thigh is a snowflake I appreciate

In all seriousness though, I think it takes a lot of courage for many people to be vulnerable enough to share pictures and I really do appreciate it. I never want it to be a competition or make people feel less than or more than others. Admiring one person’s contribution is completely independent of anything else.

Takeaway - my eyes and libido have room for ALL the dicks and boobs and asses and thighs