Sex & Shenanigans

[Bbl87]

He gets girls?

Oh, and...

Savage.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Well you would know what turns a gals heads toward a guy ...

I know what turns my head. I can’t speak for the other gals on here.

 

[hotcpu]

I know what turns my head. I can’t speak for the other gals on here.

Damn it's always the big hands ...

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Damn it's always the big hands ...

Big hands and dicks are nice, but I’m more interested in what kind of guy they are attached to.

 

[hotcpu]

Big hands and dicks are nice, but I’m more interested in what kind of guy they are attached to.

Always have the nicest things to say ... And believe me the same goes for me with the ladies and their beautiful gifts as well.

 

[SixShooter14]

Always have the nicest things to say ... And believe me the same goes for me with the ladies and their beautiful gifts as well.

100% agreed

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Always have the nicest things to say ... And believe me the same goes for me with the ladies and their beautiful gifts as well.

I’m very genuine. I mean what I say, except when I’m kidding.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Wanders in looking for coffee.

Wondering why it seems little chilly. Dawns on me. In my non caffeinated condition. I’m butt naked

 

[Bbl87]

Big hands and dicks are nice, but I’m more interested in what kind of guy they are attached to.

Oh, come on, we know thats just a line... all women really care about is big dicks, fast cars, and money...

/sarcasm

 

[Bbl87]

I’m very genuine. I mean what I say, except when I’m kidding.

That's the trick... reading when you're being serious and when you're just roasting me.

 

[Bry1313]

Wanders in looking for coffee.

Wondering why it seems little chilly. Dawns on me. In my non caffeinated condition. I’m butt naked

Ummm, here’s your coffee…..

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Ummm, here’s your coffee…..

Thank you.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Oh, come on, we know thats just a line... all women really care about is big dicks, fast cars, and money...

/sarcasm

I don’t need a man for any of these things. Okay, maybe the dick. However there are vibes.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Ummm, here’s your coffee…..

Is there a coffee IV?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

That's the trick... reading when you're being serious and when you're just roasting me.

I don’t roast you!

 

[Bbl87]

I don’t need a man for any of these things. Okay, maybe the dick. However there are vibes.

Vibes and dildos in fact. So as long as it doesnt have to be flesh and blood, you do have yourself pretty well covered.

 

[Bbl87]

I don’t roast you!

https://media.tenor.com/9JEMI8uzyVEAAAAd/will-ferrell-elf.gif

 

[Cyber_Bella]

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I joke around with you. That’s it.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I don’t roast you!

Maybe you should. He might like it.

Lol

 

[Bbl87]

I joke around with you. That’s it.

Whatever you want to call it. I'm not complaining, just saying I'm still learning to read it.

 

[MrsPassion]

So who else is “working” today but because no one is around you have about an hour of work to do? Thoughts on a day like that? Aside from tape measuring things, any ideas on time killing while looking available?

You’ve clearly got the better job. I have a mandatory date with traffic to go sit in the bougie office and make nice until 2pm. Somehow all my meetings were scheduled today as of yesterday wasn’t national drinking day

I’m going to need one of you to put on this convincing MrsP costume and go to work for me please.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Whatever you want to call it. I'm not complaining, just saying I'm still learning to read it.

I’ll stop.

 

[Bbl87]

I’ll stop.

I think you're taking this a bit more seriously than I am.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

You’ve clearly got the better job. I have a mandatory date with traffic to go sit in the bougie office and make nice until 2pm. Somehow all my meetings were scheduled today as of yesterday wasn’t national drinking day

I’m going to need one of you to put on this convincing MrsP costume and go to work for me please.

If I tried to pass as you. There’s going to be a ton of questions. First ones being…
How did you grow 1foot in height over the weekend? How did you grow that beard so long and fast?

 

[Bry1313]

You’ve clearly got the better job. I have a mandatory date with traffic to go sit in the bougie office and make nice until 2pm. Somehow all my meetings were scheduled today as of yesterday wasn’t national drinking day

I’m going to need one of you to put on this convincing MrsP costume and go to work for me please.

Im not sure our measurement match.