Sex & Shenanigans

[Cyber_Bella]

Ok, logging into “work” this morning, oh hello every meeting canceled. Ok Shenanigans, be weird today, I have time to enjoy it, although don’t think ill be working up that cock splint though.

No arts and crafts? Bummer.

 

[hotcpu]

and we are back to measuring techniques.
What about a satisfaction chart instead?
Y’all know I’m visual

Like does it do the job? How well? Are you sure??? How do you know? Have you ever tried a dick like yours to make sure?

Plus I’m still stuck on dicks being measured in liters

That volume measurement thing always throws me ...

 

[SixShooter14]

What about writing?? Has anyone tried their hand at writing an erotic short story?? There is a thread called 1000 words for short stories.

Yes...have you?

 

[Bbl87]

So who else is “working” today but because no one is around you have about an hour of work to do? Thoughts on a day like that? Aside from tape measuring things, any ideas on time killing while looking available?

Working, but our morning was busy. Unfortunately, holidays tend to lend themselves to domestic incidents, especially ones where drinking is a well established tradition. So, we had lots of people to talk to.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

So who else is “working” today but because no one is around you have about an hour of work to do? Thoughts on a day like that? Aside from tape measuring things, any ideas on time killing while looking available?

Phone sex? Exchange of dirty pics and audio clips? Too much?

 

[Bry1313]

Oh yeah, same boat. My company actually did a migration from one service to another so my day is mostly going to be "where the fuck are all my work files?" And I guess I could make time to measure my dick.

Dammit, we are not measuring today, reports from the baby girl academy is yours is perfect, data just eliminates the romance of it all.

 

[Bbl87]

What about writing?? Has anyone tried their hand at writing an erotic short story?? There is a thread called 1000 words for short stories.

I have, though I think all mine are longer that 1000 words, haha.

 

[Photog1rl]

Yes...have you?

I have…I’m hoping to write something for the thread I mentioned. I already have the image in mind. Have you shared your writing Six?

 

[hotcpu]

Phone sex? Exchange of dirty pics and audio clips? Too much?

You just went through my agenda for the day ...

 

[Bbl87]

That volume measurement thing always throws me ...

I appreciate it personally. Helps those of us who can't reach out as far.

 

[SixShooter14]

I have…I’m hoping to write something for the thread I mentioned. I already have the image in mind. Have you shared your writing Six?

Yes, it's in the 1000 word thread. Page 1

 

[hotcpu]

I appreciate it personally. Helps those of us who can't reach out as far.

That fake modesty is why you get all the girls ...

 

[Photog1rl]

I have, though I think all mine are longer that 1000 words, haha.

I am sure no one is counting. But that is part of the challenge, right? Be concise but convey meaning.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Like does it do the job?

It functions, yes.

How well?

I'd give it a passing grade.

Are you sure???

I...I think so? Why? What did you hear?

How do you know?

My Yelp reviews are generally positive.

Have you ever tried a dick like yours to make sure?

Ya know? That would be fun. I think my dick is good. In the very least it's attached to a pretty cool dude.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I appreciate it personally. Helps those of us who can't reach out as far.

You have short arms?

 

[Bbl87]

You have short arms?

Arms... yes...

 

[SixShooter14]

I am sure no one is counting. But that is part of the challenge, right? Be concise but convey meaning.

Yep, I didn't count my words but I prefer short-ish stories. I'm also not a very creative person, so the picture inspiration is perfect for me. I need to write another for that thread.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Wooo wee Kentucky makes a delicious caramel macchiato.

 

[Bbl87]

That fake modesty is why you get all the girls ...

It ain't fake or modesty. It's the truth. I'm not reaching that far compared to some around here.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

That fake modesty is why you get all the girls ...

He gets girls? Here I thought it was his ample tanned hand?

 

[Bry1313]

Phone sex? Exchange of dirty pics and audio clips? Too much?

I mean…….those are strong ideas for sure.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

What about writing?? Has anyone tried their hand at writing an erotic short story?? There is a thread called 1000 words for short stories.

I have one published on Lit. Erotica is really fun to write when you're inspired. I have a couple new ones I'm thinking about.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I mean…….those are strong ideas for sure.

I’m here to help…or stir up stuff. Take yer pic.

 

[hotcpu]

He gets girls? Here I thought it was his ample tanned hand?

Well you would know what turns a gals heads toward a guy ...

 

[Bbl87]

He gets girls? Here I thought it was his ample tanned hand?

It's even more tan now. Because I'm stupid and don't wear sunscreen.