Sex & Shenanigans

[Azuldrgon]

I do dislike it when the online partner has no concept of real life obligations.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I fell asleep while having phone sex once. I was in my mid 20s. The guy never called back and blocked me! In my defense though, he worked nights and expected me to stay up for him. I work days and start my day at 5:30 am.

If someone answers the phone for me, since I work nights, I always try to be appreciative.

Sounds like maybe you were better off…

 

[LupineOne]

If someone answers the phone for me, since I work nights, I always try to be appreciative.

Sounds like maybe you were better off…

No maybe about that…

 

[Cyber_Bella]

PSA: Anyone here who's seen my weiner is welcome to save the pic and swap it like a Topps trading card; I don't care.

View attachment 2247255 You’re welcome!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Like audio voice phone sex??? It can't have been very good...

I’ve had better.

 

[SixShooter14]

I've always wondered why there aren't cock trading cards like there are the tits trading cards lining the ground in Vegas. Seems like that should be fair, right?
Or am I just missing this gem somewhere, because If so....

the idea has come up several times.... I thought for sure someone had started it, but never finished.

 

[Dubinsky]

View attachment 2247255 You’re welcome!

There ya go.

At least you got me fully hard. Amirite????

 

[Dubinsky]

I've always wondered why there aren't cock trading cards like there are the tits trading cards lining the ground in Vegas. Seems like that should be fair, right?
Or am I just missing this gem somewhere, because If so....

Right? With stats and useful trivia on the back, maybe?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

There ya go.

At least you got me fully hard. Amirite????

Umm sure. But might I suggest a bit of exfoliant and a bit of moisturizer.

 

[Dubinsky]

Umm sure. But might I suggest a bit of exfoliant and a bit of moisturizer.

Thanks for the tip!

And just the tip.

 

[Bbl87]

Well, dicks killed the thread. Again.

 

[SixShooter14]

Well, dicks killed the thread. Again.

tends to happen!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Sorry

 

[Dubinsky]

Sorry

Why are YOU sorry?

You posted MY dick...

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Why are YOU sorry?

You posted MY dick...

I’m sorry about your dick.

 

[Dubinsky]

I’m sorry about your dick.

Based on that pic?

I am, too.

 

[Bbl87]

Why are YOU sorry?

You posted MY dick...

I’m sorry about your dick.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZjBjdGdpZnozNHpsMXJrbGdid3g5d205c3JianJhdW5rcDUwOTUxYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7YCzJKaryV4P4j5js6/giphy-downsized.gif

 

[Cyber_Bella]

In your defense @Dubinsky it does appear to have been used a bunch!

 

[Dubinsky]

In your defense @Dubinsky it does appear to have been used a bunch!

Rode hard and put away wet. Yes.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

song time!
Do your balls hang low,
Do they wobble to and fro,
Can you tie ‘em in a knot
Can you time ’em in a bow

 

[Bbl87]

In your defense @Dubinsky it does appear to have been used a bunch!

#DickErosion

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Thank you for the earworm
I think it needs a second verse:

Does your cock stand high?
Does it reach up to the sky?
Does it droop when it is wet?
Does it stiffen when it's dry?
Can you wave him at your neighbor
With an element of flavor?
Does your cock stand high?

This is impressive

 

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[Dubinsky]

Nice feet.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Thank you for the earworm
I think it needs a second verse:

Does your cock stand high?
Does it reach up to the sky?
Does it droop when it is wet?
Does it stiffen when it's dry?
Can you wave him at your neighbor
With an element of flavor?
Does your cock stand high?

That was poetry. Move over, Robert Frost!