Sex & Shenanigans

[Dubinsky]

Wait, there is a “right way” to do that? Ok, I’m in the never measured club. I don’t even know small or big with a tape measure. How would I do it?

I've measured, but only because a couple of Lit friends asked me to.

And apparently, I did it wrong? I measured from the pubes?

 

[SixShooter14]

Wait, there is a “right way” to do that? Ok, I’m in the never measured club. I don’t even know small or big with a tape measure. How would I do it?

I've actually been asked a few times.

 

[SixShooter14]

I've measured, but only because a couple of Lit friends asked me to.

And apparently, I did it wrong? I measured from the pubes?

same, that's how I had done it... after the conversation on Saturday, I had to remeasure and picked up a half an inch or so on the top measurement, bottom measurement and girth of course stayed the same.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

That kind of tutorial is PM only

I’m sure all the men on this thread will be eagerly awaiting your cock measuring video tutorial in their inbox!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m sure all the men on this thread will be eagerly awaiting your cock measuring video tutorial in their inbox!

or yanno just post it here... i heard if you put it an in emoji, no can see it

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

or yanno just post it here... i heard if you put it an in emoji, no can see it

Great idea. Which guy dare goes first?

 

[Bbl87]

Great idea. Which guy dare goes first?

Not I. I don't go public.

 

[Photog1rl]

True.

I'm a grower myself, so seeing in the locker room wouldn't be a good standard. When I was in college, definitely had some friends who would put me to shame flaccid, but that doesn't mean much in regards to "money making" mode.

“Money making mode”
Hahaha are you an escort??

 

[Bbl87]

“Money making mode”
Hahaha are you an escort??

Best term I could come up with, haha.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Not I. I don't go public.

The guys are all wondering how big you are so they can compare though

 

[Bbl87]

The guys are all wondering how big you are so they can compare though

Well, someone can verify at least one measurement... I can provide the less impressive one.

 

[Photog1rl]

The guys are all wondering how big you are so they can compare though

I mean is there even a comparison? Sounds like nope. I'd be all over showing that thing off.. Just saying. Haha

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well, someone can verify at least one measurement... I can provide the less impressive one.

You first

 

[Bbl87]

The guys are all wondering how big you are so they can compare though

So everyone knows, and that it's not the massive beast it's made out to be. The more impressive of the two measures can be verified by individuals in this thread.

 

[Dubinsky]

The guys are all wondering how big you are so they can compare though

Yeah, no. Not all of us.

I'm content.

 

[MedicalMuse]

So everyone knows, and that it's not the massive beast it's made out to be. The more impressive of the two measures can be verified by individuals in this thread.

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It’s true.

 

[SixShooter14]

So everyone knows, and that it's not the massive beast it's made out to be. The more impressive of the two measures can be verified by individuals in this thread.

What website is that... AFAF

 

[Bbl87]

What website is that... AFAF

https://calcsd.info/

 

[Photog1rl]

So everyone knows, and that it's not the massive beast it's made out to be. The more impressive of the two measures can be verified by individuals in this thread.

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Is this really measuring the volume of a dick in fluid ounces...that is hilarious.

 

[Bbl87]

It’s true.

I appreciate the support.

 

[Bbl87]

Is this really measuring the volume of a dick in fluid ounces...that is hilarious.

Yep! Apparently the best measure for overall size. Makes sense the more I think about it.

And I've shared that before, so it's nothing new, haha.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Not I. I don't go public.

Yeah you gotta be careful. Someone would likely recognize your dick.

 

[Mr_bogey]

So everyone knows, and that it's not the massive beast it's made out to be. The more impressive of the two measures can be verified by individuals in this thread.

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Damn dude, I knew sports had surrendered to data analysis but didn't realize sex had too. Have you ever been called as an expert witness?

 

[Bbl87]

Damn dude, I knew sports had surrendered to data analysis but didn't realize sex had too. Have you ever been called as an expert witness?

In my defense, I found it when condom shopping. It wasn't something I specifically went looking for.

 

[Dubinsky]

Yep! Apparently the best measure for overall size. Makes sense the more I think about it.

And I've shared that before, so it's nothing new, haha.

How would one measure one's Johnson in fluid ounces? Displacement in a measuring cup?