Sex & Shenanigans

[Photog1rl]

@Indiesoul

You threw up the bat butt signal

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

All this e-bone talk makes me want to hear some stories of your bad, funny or super hot cyber sex adventures.

I’ll go first, I met this guy on Reddit, we hit it off and were voice chatting at some point. He went into the bathroom to hide from his kids (should have been my first clue). Things get sexual and he asks if we can turn our cameras on. OMG the next thing I know I’m staring at his asshole with toilet paper shreds all up in it!

He was trying to show you he wipes?
Was this during covid? Maybe he wanted to seduce you with his riches?

 

[jason28053]

You threw up the bat butt signal

Indeed

 

[Paul_Chance]

All this e-bone talk makes me want to hear some stories of your bad, funny or super hot cyber sex adventures.

I’ll go first, I met this guy on Reddit, we hit it off and were voice chatting at some point. He went into the bathroom to hide from his kids (should have been my first clue). Things get sexual and he asks if we can turn our cameras on. OMG the next thing I know I’m staring at his asshole with toilet paper shreds all up in it!

Oh my god! Hahaha - too funny.

 

[jason28053]

He was trying to show you he wipes?
Was this during covid? Maybe he wanted to seduce you with his riches?

what would Covid have to do with it?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

How can any of us hope to match this level of quality with your opening gambit?

It’s not a competition. Just try. Unless you’ve never e-boned and have nothing to contribute?

 

[Lmizzler]

Maybe he wanted to seduce you with his riches?

Best line of the day so far!

 

[Lmizzler]

It’s not a competition. Just try. Unless you’ve never e-boned and have nothing to contribute?

Everyone is an e-boning virgin at some point and doesn’t know the fine art of e-boinking yet.
Don’t you want someone’s e-boning virginity.

 

[Bry1313]

It’s not a competition. Just try. Unless you’ve never e-boned and have nothing to contribute?

I mean, you saw that I said “boinking”.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Everyone is an e-boning virgin at some point and doesn’t know the fine art of e-boinking yet.
Don’t you want someone’s e-boning virginity.

Nooooooooooo
I don’t have the time or the patience for that.

 

[Photog1rl]

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He does that doesn't he.

 

[Photog1rl]

This made me laugh and cringe at the same time.

So much bad and that is coming from someone that has to hide in the bathroom to take most of her pictures lol

 

[Lmizzler]

Nooooooooooo
I don’t have the time or the patience for that.

Ok, agreed. It can get a bit clumsy with the virgins.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

That’s good that you helped her there, she’s definitely unfamiliar with that.

Justa started a thread for people to leave voice messages. Kinda cool to put a voice to a name.

 

[Lmizzler]

So much bad and that is coming from someone that has to hide in the bathroom to take most of her pictures lol

Same. So many pictures taken in my bathroom.
I think some women on here just like me for my shower.

 

[jason28053]

Nooooooooooo
I don’t have the time or the patience for that.

So many men so little time?

 

[Photog1rl]

Same. So many pictures taken in my bathroom.
I think some women on here just like me for my shower.

The shower may have something to do with why I'm we needing a cool drink. Iced coffee for win.


Don't kill me @Indiesoul

 

[Bbl87]

Everyone is an e-boning virgin at some point and doesn’t know the fine art of e-boinking yet.
Don’t you want someone’s e-boning virginity.

And e-boning is such a vague term. What is it really? Does naughty texting qualify? Or is someone seeing someone's dangly bits a requirement? Important questions.

Work has had me driving all over God's green earth today, so I'm way behind here.

 

[Photog1rl]

And e-boning is such a vague term. What is it really? Does naughty texting qualify? Or is someone seeing someone's dangly bits a requirement? Important questions.

Work has had me driving all over God's green earth today, so I'm way behind here.

This is the debate of lit history. everyone has a different definition. I got to be a virgin again just by following my besties definition.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

@Indiesoul

You threw up the bat butt signal

You rang?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Same. So many pictures taken in my bathroom.
I think some women on here just like me for my shower.

I mean, it's such a sexy fucking shower

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

The shower may have something to do with why I'm we needing a cool drink. Iced coffee for win.


Don't kill me @Indiesoul

You can look but don't touch

 

[Lmizzler]

You rang?

You missed it…we all showed our holes while you were gone! ️

 

[Photog1rl]

You can look but don't touch

What if I just use my tongue???

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Same. So many pictures taken in my bathroom.
I think some women on here just like me for my shower.

Stop giving away my secrets. You know I like the hardware in your shower too. (Not a euphemism Indie)

This is the debate of lit history. everyone has a different definition. I got to be a virgin again just by following my besties definition.

so I have to ask what the definition is