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Lonelywife1205 said:
Dicknatized/vagnatized

When the dick or pussy is soooooo good, you lose all of your senses…
  • Ignores all red flags 🚩🚩🚩
  • Temporary loss of ability to reason
  • Poor decision making
  • Situational blindness
  • Frequently engages in risky behaviors that could result in diseases, pregnancy or other unwanted outcomes
  • Feeling of euphoria immediately followed by the question “what the fuck am I doing?” post orgasm
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So not a positive thing we should strive for? "I got dicknatized so good" last night" sounds so awesome.
 
Lonelywife1205 said:
All this “crazy” talk made me think of a question I have always wanted to know the answer to…why do guys always go for batshit crazy chicks? I’ve seen it many times and it always leaves me scratching my head. Do you just not see the red flags? See them but don’t care because she’s hot? You’re so vagnatized nothing else matters? I’d love to hear some crazy stories. :D
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Thinking with the little head more than likely
 
I think there are levels of crazy. I'm not going to get as detailed as bubbles but, I was visiting Penn St and met someone. We had a fun night. So fun, I bumped into her the next night. Again, fun but some of the crazy showed. Being a nice guy when I left, I said "if you're ever up my way, look me up." She asked for my number and I thought what's the harm? Fast forward 2 weeks and she put an add on a ride share board and made a 7 hour trip north. Naively I thought, it's just a weekend, how bad could it be? Friday night, all good. Saturday morning, all good. I had a roommate that needed to get back in the room at some point. Saturday afternoon it went a little off the rails which had an impact on Saturday night. Sunday I made an excuse that I had a study group just to get some space. Unbelievable relief when she left. I didn't answer the phone in our room for a month.

3 months later, the semester is over and I'm back in my hometown. A girl from my HS that went to Penn St. comes up to me and asks me if I'm engaged. I was like WTF? She tells me she sees a woman wearing our HS sweatshirt and asks her about it. She says it is her fiancé's. She claimed I was waiting for the summer to buy the ring. I thought my roomie stole my sweatshirt. Mystery solved.
 
Mr_bogey said:
I think there are levels of crazy. I'm not going to get as detailed as bubbles but, I was visiting Penn St and met someone. We had a fun night. So fun, I bumped into her the next night. Again, fun but some of the crazy showed. Being a nice guy when I left, I said "if you're ever up my way, look me up." She asked for my number and I thought what's the harm? Fast forward 2 weeks and she put an add on a ride share board and made a 7 hour trip north. Naively I thought, it's just a weekend, how bad could it be? Friday night, all good. Saturday morning, all good. I had a roommate that needed to get back in the room at some point. Saturday afternoon it went a little off the rails which had an impact on Saturday night. Sunday I made an excuse that I had a study group just to get some space. Unbelievable relief when she left. I didn't answer the phone in our room for a month.

3 months later, the semester is over and I'm back in my hometown. A girl from my HS that went to Penn St. comes up to me and asks me if I'm engaged. I was like WTF? She tells me she sees a woman wearing our HS sweatshirt and asks her about it. She says it is her fiancé's. She claimed I was waiting for the summer to buy the ring. I thought my roomie stole my sweatshirt. Mystery solved.
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Danger Will Robinson!!!
 
Lonelywife1205 said:
All this “crazy” talk made me think of a question I have always wanted to know the answer to…why do guys always go for batshit crazy chicks? I’ve seen it many times and it always leaves me scratching my head. Do you just not see the red flags? See them but don’t care because she’s hot? You’re so vagnatized nothing else matters? I’d love to hear some crazy stories. :D
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Batshit crazy, no. No no no. I don’t care how hot she is or how good she is. I might fantasize about Harley Quinn, but actually get involved?
Heh, I like my partial sanity, my cock, and my finances right where they are, thankyouverymuch 😂😂
 
Mr_bogey said:
I think there are levels of crazy. I'm not going to get as detailed as bubbles but, I was visiting Penn St and met someone. We had a fun night. So fun, I bumped into her the next night. Again, fun but some of the crazy showed. Being a nice guy when I left, I said "if you're ever up my way, look me up." She asked for my number and I thought what's the harm? Fast forward 2 weeks and she put an add on a ride share board and made a 7 hour trip north. Naively I thought, it's just a weekend, how bad could it be? Friday night, all good. Saturday morning, all good. I had a roommate that needed to get back in the room at some point. Saturday afternoon it went a little off the rails which had an impact on Saturday night. Sunday I made an excuse that I had a study group just to get some space. Unbelievable relief when she left. I didn't answer the phone in our room for a month.

3 months later, the semester is over and I'm back in my hometown. A girl from my HS that went to Penn St. comes up to me and asks me if I'm engaged. I was like WTF? She tells me she sees a woman wearing our HS sweatshirt and asks her about it. She says it is her fiancé's. She claimed I was waiting for the summer to buy the ring. I thought my roomie stole my sweatshirt. Mystery solved.
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See? You’re so sexy, you bring out the crazy in women!
 
Mr_bogey said:
I think there are levels of crazy. I'm not going to get as detailed as bubbles but, I was visiting Penn St and met someone. We had a fun night. So fun, I bumped into her the next night. Again, fun but some of the crazy showed. Being a nice guy when I left, I said "if you're ever up my way, look me up." She asked for my number and I thought what's the harm? Fast forward 2 weeks and she put an add on a ride share board and made a 7 hour trip north. Naively I thought, it's just a weekend, how bad could it be? Friday night, all good. Saturday morning, all good. I had a roommate that needed to get back in the room at some point. Saturday afternoon it went a little off the rails which had an impact on Saturday night. Sunday I made an excuse that I had a study group just to get some space. Unbelievable relief when she left. I didn't answer the phone in our room for a month.

3 months later, the semester is over and I'm back in my hometown. A girl from my HS that went to Penn St. comes up to me and asks me if I'm engaged. I was like WTF? She tells me she sees a woman wearing our HS sweatshirt and asks her about it. She says it is her fiancé's. She claimed I was waiting for the summer to buy the ring. I thought my roomie stole my sweatshirt. Mystery solved.
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All I got from that was that you had a telephone in your room in college. 😱

Couldnt you just tell the operator you didnt want to take calls from that one girl?
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LupineOne said:
Batshit crazy, no. No no no. I don’t care how hot she is or how good she is. I might fantasize about Harley Quinn, but actually get involved?
Heh, I like my partial sanity, my cock, and my finances right where they are, thankyouverymuch 😂😂
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Same... That's why I always try to get to know someone before going that far... For better or worse. That's how it goes.
 
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