Sex & Shenanigans

[RosewoodTulip]

Nah... Ive got my own, 15 incher to look at

7 and a half then. .. Nice!

 

[MedicalMuse]

There was some photographic evidence to the contrary at one point I believe.

That is silicone and not attached, however if we’re talking those, then I have many

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So you plus me is a solid footlong

Oh hey bestie
Breakfast?

 

[Bbl87]

That is silicone and not attached, however if we’re talking those, then I have many

 

[deft]

(All of a sudden, I’m browsing for futanari stories )

 

[Bry1313]

Oh hey bestie
Breakfast?

Oh; I was making you avocado toast, yours looks perfect with mine, I’ll brew you up some more coffee

https://imgur.com/a/qhQlwl6

 

[Bbl87]

Nah... Ive got my own, 15 incher to look at

Once you get to that length, I'm pretty sure you have to be licensed for carrying a concealed weapon.

 

[SixShooter14]

Once you get to that length, I'm pretty sure you have to be licensed for carrying a concealed weapon.

I am ...

 

[Bry1313]

Once you get to that length, I'm pretty sure you have to be licensed for carrying a concealed weapon.

Yeah, I think I posted that tik tok awhile ago where the woman had a tape measure and was showing watch actual numbers translated to, I felt better about my 3” until Rosewood and LonelyWife shamed me here.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Is that @Bry1313 's music I hear?

Bry and I have never spoken about the size of his dick. However one might wonder why you’re so interested in said things.

 

[SixShooter14]

Yeah, I think I posted that tik tok awhile ago where the woman had a tape measure and was showing watch actual numbers translated to, I felt better about my 3” until Rosewood and LonelyWife shamed me here.

I'm sure OP would loan you hers.

 

[Bbl87]

I am ...

With the screen name, I expect no less!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yes! Sentences like “he stroked his solid seven inches” or “she let her 34Cs fall out of her bra” are kinda buzzkills for me.

What if its like... "he moved his 11 inches, measured by firmly pressing against his public bone, to the left by 5cm and applied force with his 5oz mass to enter her 2cm opening which stretched by 2 inches. She produced .1oz of fluid in response."
I take paypal if you guys want to line up for my erotic novel.

 

[SixShooter14]

What if its like... "he moved his 11 inches, measured by firmly pressing against his public bone, to the left by 5cm and applied force with his 5oz mass to enter her 2cm opening which stretched by 2 inches. She produced .1oz of fluid in response."
I take paypal if you guys want to line up for my erotic novel.

If you did an audio version... It might work.

But you're intermingling metric and inch measurements. Really need to stick with 1 unit of measure unless you show the conversion steps

 

[LupineOne]

Mmm bacon grease fried eggs. I can feel my arteries hardening.

I used to do that for breakfast on family camping trips when I was a young wolf.
There’s a few camping stories that range from funny to wtf?! back in those days

 

[deft]

What if its like... "he moved his 11 inches, measured by firmly pressing against his public bone, to the left by 5cm and applied force with his 5oz mass to enter her 2cm opening which stretched by 2 inches. She produced .1oz of fluid in response."
I take paypal if you guys want to line up for my erotic novel.

For some reason, that's kinda hot

 

[Bry1313]

What if its like... "he moved his 11 inches, measured by firmly pressing against his public bone, to the left by 5cm and applied force with his 5oz mass to enter her 2cm opening which stretched by 2 inches. She produced .1oz of fluid in response."
I take paypal if you guys want to line up for my erotic novel.

Im gonna have to log off for about three minutes.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Yeah, I think I posted that tik tok awhile ago where the woman had a tape measure and was showing watch actual numbers translated to, I felt better about my 3” until Rosewood and LonelyWife shamed me here.

I thought we were friends Bry. Why so formal? And no shame from me. You can't help it after all

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If you did an audio version... It might work.

But you're intermingling metric and inch measurements. Really need to stick with 1 unit of measure unless you show the conversion steps

Ok remind in like an hour for an audio

 

[Cyber_Bella]

What if its like... "he moved his 11 inches, measured by firmly pressing against his public bone, to the left by 5cm and applied force with his 5oz mass to enter her 2cm opening which stretched by 2 inches. She produced .1oz of fluid in response."
I take paypal if you guys want to line up for my erotic novel.

Bogey came so hard he can’t even type a response.

 

[deft]

I think @OrdinaryPerson has invented a new porn genre... Datafucking.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Bogey came so hard he can’t even type a response.

Hes just napping

 

[SixShooter14]

I think @OrdinaryPerson has invented a new porn genre... Datafucking.

Oh, people have been fucking with data for decades!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Hes just napping

At his age you’re probably right.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Oh, people have been fucking with data for decades!

7 of 9 is going to be upset people are fucking Data.