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Is a gin and tonic a girlie drink? I mean, it has fruit in it.
Wait, what fruit is in that? lemon? Is that even a fruit?
I've never had a gin and tonic. I only ever had gin in college with this girl that had the most amazing tits I've ever seen. They were huge and they had this perfect little vein running down the right boob. I'll never forget her as long as I live.
What were we talking about? Oh yeah, gin. It's great in a long island iced tea. Otherwise I'll find another way to suck a pine tree
 
Wait, what fruit is in that? lemon? Is that even a fruit?
I've never had a gin and tonic. I only ever had gin in college with this girl that had the most amazing tits I've ever seen. They were huge and they had this perfect little vein running down the right boob. I'll never forget her as long as I live.
What were we talking about? Oh yeah, gin. It's great in a long island iced tea. Otherwise I'll find another way to suck a pine tree
Gin: alcohol that’s been either redistilled or flavored with juniper or other botanicals, depending on the style
 
Wait, what fruit is in that? lemon? Is that even a fruit?
I've never had a gin and tonic. I only ever had gin in college with this girl that had the most amazing tits I've ever seen. They were huge and they had this perfect little vein running down the right boob. I'll never forget her as long as I live.
What were we talking about? Oh yeah, gin. It's great in a long island iced tea. Otherwise I'll find another way to suck a pine tree
It has a lime. Very healthy.

Lime=girly drink @Indiesoul
 
Wait, what fruit is in that? lemon? Is that even a fruit?
I've never had a gin and tonic. I only ever had gin in college with this girl that had the most amazing tits I've ever seen. They were huge and they had this perfect little vein running down the right boob. I'll never forget her as long as I live.
What were we talking about? Oh yeah, gin. It's great in a long island iced tea. Otherwise I'll find another way to suck a pine tree
Lime. Lemon nor lime signal anything about a drink unless you put it in a beer.
 
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