Sex & Shenanigans

[Bbl87]

How much ya paying?

Depends how much drinks cost.

 

[SixShooter14]

Hey so if I weasel my way into this event cause Muse and LadyL are there... Are you going to keep your pants on the whole time so I can't see your dick?

Seems only fair

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Hey so if I weasel my way into this event cause Muse and LadyL are there... Are you going to keep your pants on the whole time so I can't see your dick?

He has a dick?

 

[Bbl87]

Hey so if I weasel my way into this event cause Muse and LadyL are there... Are you going to keep your pants on the whole time so I can't see your dick?

That or you'll have to have some blinders. Since you don't want to see it and all.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Depends how much drinks cost.

Think you should ante up per guess.

 

[Bbl87]

He has a dick?

Allegedly. Unless you meant to type is and then the answer is yes.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Hey so if I weasel my way into this event cause Muse and LadyL are there... Are you going to keep your pants on the whole time so I can't see your dick?

I can’t tell if you want to see Bubbles dick or you don’t want to see it

 

[Cyber_Bella]

When guys lead with their dicks it’s kinda sad. I once knew this guy who could lift a pack of beer with his. So intelligent, and yet led with the party trick. Took him a few months to get me to drop my panties, I’ll tell ya.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I want to be happy and have lots of in and out please

I see you, girl. How YOU doin?

Its something like oral, intercourse, anal in the first 4 margaritas... Then the 5th one is when the girl puts on a strap-on.

Don't suppose we could knock that back to the 3rd marg? Or the 2nd even? #pegme #downtoclown #hoelife

 

[SixShooter14]

When guys lead with their dicks it’s kinda sad. I once knew this guy who could lift a pack of beer with his. So intelligent, and yet led with the party trick. Took him a few months to get me to drop my panties, I’ll tell ya.

Well, on some of us it is the most forward thing when walking....

 

[Mr_bogey]

Watching? I like that too


Only if you’re willing to play equally with all participants. Your no trespassing sign on your ass leads me to believe your answer is, “NO!”

Still strictly a 4 margarita limit

 

[Mr_bogey]

I like videos too. I’m just airing lots of kinks today

We have so much in common

 

[Bbl87]

When guys lead with their dicks it’s kinda sad. I once knew this guy who could lift a pack of beer with his. So intelligent, and yet led with the party trick. Took him a few months to get me to drop my panties, I’ll tell ya.

I mean, it's on the front of my body. I generally have to lead with it.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Alcohol dulls the senses man. If @MedicalMuse and @LadyLascivious1 are involved, I'm gonna be stone sober and on my A game.

You sat in the front row in school too, didn't you?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

In the best way!!

Im not sure whats more beautiful, your pose or that view of the woods.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I mean, it's on the front of my body. I generally have to lead with it.

Sixshooter already used that excuse. Next…

 

[Cat]

Im not sure whats more beautiful, your pose or that view of the woods.

The forest!! Or woods.. I do not really know the difference..

But always the forest.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

He has a dick?

Wait, where have you been? You havent heard that he has a giantic dick?

I can’t tell if you want to see Bubbles dick or you don’t want to see it

He wants me to ask for it and I dont do well chasing men.

I see you, girl. How YOU doin?

Don't suppose we could knock that back to the 3rd marg? Or the 2nd even? #pegme #downtoclown #hoelife

Definitely with your baby girls a 3rd or a 2nd could work. I heard they are cheap dates.

The forest!! Or woods.. I do not really know the difference..

But always the forest.

Youre too humble. You give the forest a run for its money.

 

[Bry1313]

Im not sure whats more beautiful, your pose or that view of the woods.

The answer is both

 

[Bbl87]

You sat in the front row in school too, didn't you?

Ummmm, not usually surprisingly.

 

[Mr_bogey]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/KG5oq4vesf9r8JbBEN/giphy.gif

You sly dog. I see your game and I admire it.

 

[Bbl87]

I can’t tell if you want to see Bubbles dick or you don’t want to see it

The answer is she doesn't want to, but pretends like she does for the hilarity of it.

 

[Bry1313]

Wait, where have you been? You havent heard that he has a giantic dick?

I’m not sure what’s more known, that I’m tall or BB8 has a gigantic schwanzstucker. I’m sure I got his name wrong but that’s his name to me.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I can’t tell if you want to see Bubbles dick or you don’t want to see it

Neither can she.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Wait, where have you been? You havent heard that he has a giantic dick?


He wants me to ask for it and I dont do well chasing men.


Definitely with your baby girls a 3rd or a 2nd could work. I heard they are cheap dates.


Youre too humble. You give the forest a run for its money.

Most guys claim to have a big dick. The last one that showed me,his looked like a cocktail weenie.