Boys and their imaginary competitions
Lol. Nah, it's totally not a competition. I'm the reigning champ from, like, 30 years ago. I'm selling autographs out of the back of my van. It's hard times for this dude. 
Hey Dubs... Getting my coffee refill as well!
You okay?
Same same. If I were a day drinker..
Oooh, that reminds me.. we're having work beers this evening!
Hope you're alright?
Oh yes. I was absolutely starving and a McDonalds was last in line before the highway.
I think this is the universal McDs experience really.Oh yes. I was absolutely starving and a McDonalds was last in line before the highway.
I shouldn’t have. My entire body hates me now
I actually like their nuggets. And fries. And ice cream. And Sausage Egg McMuffins are life.Oh yes. I was absolutely starving and a McDonalds was last in line before the highway.
I shouldn’t have. My entire body hates me now
Oh yes. I was absolutely starving and a McDonalds was last in line before the highway.
I shouldn’t have. My entire body hates me now
I like their nuggets and fries with the hot mustard sauce. But it's been quite a while since I've had that.
Sausage egg McMuffins and their hash browns, yes. Very, very occasionally.
Yeah I can’t do that either
I would die. I can rub your back and bring you tums.Sausage egg McMuffins and their hash browns, yes. Very, very occasionally.
But I hadn’t had it in over 6 months. I had one McDouble. My body apparently was not used to that quantity of garbage anymore
I’m gonna have to go for a two mile hike in 85 degree heat and drink 3 gallons of water to calm my irate system down I thinkI think this is the universal McDs experience really.
Tums I have, but I’ll take the back rubsI would die. I can rub your back and bring you tums.
The breakfast is fantastic. I weirdly never regret the breakfast. And I do love the fries.
Where I am 85 is a cool breeze.I’m gonna have to go for a two mile hike in 85 degree heat and drink 3 gallons of water to calm by irate system down I think
Is it? I guess i should eat breakfast more.
I mean I'm no life coach. But it's probably okay every once in a blue moon.
I feel this deeply.Oh yes. I was absolutely starving and a McDonalds was last in line before the highway.
I shouldn’t have. My entire body hates me now
Agreed.The breakfast is fantastic. I weirdly never regret the breakfast. And I do love the fries.
The rest is all fards and shids.
Where I am 85 is a cool breeze.
See, the desserts don’t bother me, and apparently I can still burn through them like a foundry furnace, so they’re fine.
