Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

Outdoor sex is fantastic. Probably great with a partner too.

 

[Mr_bogey]

So... See you guys in the forest!

Nice to wake up to a MNC happy dance. You are going to have all of lit moving to the Scandinavian forest.

 

[Cat]

If only I lived somewhere with this much outdoor privacy. Alas, I do not

This is yet another great reason, why I need this little piece of haven.. I need to get away from people, quite literally.. Sometimes, I tend to go all out "Hermit".

It is good for me, it keeps me sane.

 

[hotcpu]

My neighbors seem to enjoy it!!

Pull up a chair for the festivities ...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

This is yet another great reason, why I need this little piece of haven.. I need to get away from people, quite literally.. Sometimes, I tend to go all out "Hermit".

It is good for me, it keeps me sane.

Nature is wonderful like this isn't it? If it wasn't so murderously hot currently I'd get out for a hike more often.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Outdoor sex is fantastic. Probably great with a partner too.

Probably? Did you forget about the time at the pool with all your baby girls?

 

[hotcpu]

They like to put on a show. There was an Army Blackhawk circling a while back. Now I know why lol

Is it a two bags of Microwave popcorn feature???

 

[Lmizzler]

Saw this earlier this morning and thought of this motley crew.

https://imgur.com/a/AKwROqf

 

[Mr_bogey]

Forest are the best!!

Also:

@MedicalMuse you got this! You might not feel so, but you got this!

Whatever you do, do not tie that stem in a knot with your tongue. It might break lit.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Probably? Did you forget about the time at the pool with all your baby girls?

Lol I just told @sallysparrow23 recently that as funny as it is, the worst thing about the Be Proud Old Guys thread is that everyone thinks I'm exclusively into barely legal girls now

 

[Mr_bogey]

... What kind of fucking?
- out running, against a tree?
- kneeling...
- .. so many variations!!

Storytime

Hahaha, noooooo!! The nearest hardware shop is 1 hour away from here.. I have everything I need

That is quite silly though.

 

[LupineOne]

Same. If you’re getting a hug, you’re getting a HUG.

Exactly. And if I really like you, it’ll be LONG

 

[Cat]

Nice to wake up to a MNC happy dance. You are going to have all of lit moving to the Scandinavian forest.

We have a liberal view of sex.. you know, it is not even illegal to have sex in the open!
It is more, " you are not allowed to make others uncomfortable" - so, as long as you do not have sex directly on the trails, and obviously clean after yourself..

Well, knock yourself out.. I have seen people, when I was out running off-trails.. and, I might have been seen as well..

Also, nakedness.. gosh.. yeah.. so, people do not really wear that much clothes in the summer.

I do that too. It's why I never got the rona. I treated people like they had the plague already lol

There are some quite funny memes, that during Corona we had to keep 1 meters distance to eachother, when the restrictions finally got lifted.. people sighed in unison: We wanted to go back to our normal distance.. 3-5 meters.

Not quite true, but.. I am not the only one needing my solitude. It is a way of calibrating myself and tuning in, that way I am able to take in all the informations in my daily life, without breaking.

Nature is wonderful like this isn't it? If it wasn't so murderously hot currently I'd get out for a hike more often.

The nature is pretty, bloody brilliant!!!! I have the deepest respect for your climate.. I mean, I feel like melting when the temperature reaches 28°C

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Lol I just told @sallysparrow23 recently that as funny as it is, the worst thing about the Be Proud Old Guys thread is that everyone thinks I'm exclusively into barely legal girls now

And putting a disclaimer in your profile would only make it look more sus. Sorry about that

 

[Mr_bogey]

I love those hugs

They are very nice, but I'll be going @Apisto42 style

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

And putting a disclaimer in your profile would only make it look more sus. Sorry about that

Haha noooooooo the thread is hilarious, that's the important thing.

 

[LupineOne]

Not quite true, but.. I am not the only one needing my solitude. It is a way of calibrating myself and tuning in, that way I am able to take in all the informations in my daily life, without breaking.

This

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Exactly. And if I really like you, it’ll be LONG

Heck, if that's the case then I'll never let you go.

 

[Mr_bogey]

... Patio sex is not that bad.. and you can even be under a parasol!

Just saying

This emoji isn't working. There was supposed to be a video, right?

 

[LupineOne]

Heck, if that's the case then I'll never let you go.

Yeah that’s the only “issue” with those hugs

 

[Mr_bogey]

Exactly. And if I really like you, it’ll be LONG

Also known as "awkward boner hug"?

 

[deft]

I have certainly discovered where my happy place might be...

I think a road trip/mini festival would be fun... I'll DJ... does anybody play guitar? Juggle? Perform in any way at all?

I think... the next challenger to Glastonbury... should be CatFest!!!

 

[Bry1313]

We have a liberal view of sex.. you know, it is not even illegal to have sex in the open!
It is more, " you are not allowed to make others uncomfortable" - so, as long as you do not have sex directly on the trails, and obviously clean after yourself..

Well, knock yourself out.. I have seen people, when I was out running off-trails.. and, I might have been seen as well..

Also, nakedness.. gosh.. yeah.. so, people do not really wear that much clothes in the summer.

I need to have a discussion sometime with my ancestors that maybe leaving Scandinavia wasn’t the best idea.

 

[LupineOne]

Also known as "awkward boner hug"?

Depends on who I’m hugging

 

[Bry1313]

Also, good morning to my management partner and 60 hour best friend @OrdinaryPerson. Had to run a side errand but picked this up for you on the way back