Sex & Shenanigans

Ok all โ€ฆ Iโ€™m back from deliberating. It was a long and arduous process. I struggled very hard with this decision, let me tell you. If you didnโ€™t win, thereโ€™s always next time.

WINNER ๐Ÿ†
@OrdinaryPerson - her submission was so sexy โ€ฆ and is there a better pick-up thanโ€ฆ Iโ€™m already half naked waiting for you. I donโ€™t think so.

2nd and 3rd place (in no particular order)
@MrsPassion and @MrsNaughtyCat
Both had spectacular lines and really went for it!

Honourable mentions go to: @Dubinsky for his attempt at a chemistry pick-up line


Disqualified:
Now I have to mention 3 people who would have done SO much better if they had followed the rules. If a 2nd submission was wanted, a case must be made and approved. Instead these posters failed to provide their case for their 2nd submission and so they were effectively disqualified .
@Mr_bogey @SirConradPeckereye and @SixShooter14

Overall the ladies just brought their A game better than the men. Just goes to show that if we didnโ€™t need sperm to reproduce you guys would be in trouble.

***give me some time to get your prizes sent out ladies โ€ฆ but they will be on their way shortly
 
Ok all โ€ฆ Iโ€™m back from deliberating. It was a long and arduous process. I struggled very hard with this decision, let me tell you. If you didnโ€™t win, thereโ€™s always next time.

WINNER ๐Ÿ†
@OrdinaryPerson - her submission was so sexy โ€ฆ and is there a better pick-up thanโ€ฆ Iโ€™m already half naked waiting for you. I donโ€™t think so.

2nd and 3rd place (in no particular order)
@MrsPassion and @MrsNaughtyCat
Both had spectacular lines and really went for it!

Honourable mentions go to: @Dubinsky for his attempt at a chemistry pick-up line


Disqualified:
Now I have to mention 3 people who would have done SO much better if they had followed the rules. If a 2nd submission was wanted, a case must be made and approved. Instead these posters failed to provide their case for their 2nd submission and so they were effectively disqualified .
@Mr_bogey @SirConradPeckereye and @SixShooter14

Overall the ladies just brought their A game better than the men. Just goes to show that if we didnโ€™t need sperm to reproduce you guys would be in trouble.

***give me some time to get your prizes sent out ladies โ€ฆ but they will be on their way shortly
Now I feel left out for missing whatever the contest was. Next time!
 
Ok all โ€ฆ Iโ€™m back from deliberating. It was a long and arduous process. I struggled very hard with this decision, let me tell you. If you didnโ€™t win, thereโ€™s always next time.

WINNER ๐Ÿ†
@OrdinaryPerson - her submission was so sexy โ€ฆ and is there a better pick-up thanโ€ฆ Iโ€™m already half naked waiting for you. I donโ€™t think so.

2nd and 3rd place (in no particular order)
@MrsPassion and @MrsNaughtyCat
Both had spectacular lines and really went for it!

Honourable mentions go to: @Dubinsky for his attempt at a chemistry pick-up line


Disqualified:
Now I have to mention 3 people who would have done SO much better if they had followed the rules. If a 2nd submission was wanted, a case must be made and approved. Instead these posters failed to provide their case for their 2nd submission and so they were effectively disqualified .
@Mr_bogey @SirConradPeckereye and @SixShooter14

Overall the ladies just brought their A game better than the men. Just goes to show that if we didnโ€™t need sperm to reproduce you guys would be in trouble.

***give me some time to get your prizes sent out ladies โ€ฆ but they will be on their way shortly

...is this the part where everybody applauds and I come up and get slapped by Will Smith's wife? Or something like that?
 
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