Sex & Shenanigans

[hotcpu]

My job would be 10x better if screwing was involved

I should be able to figure out how to make Screwing and IT work be combined somehow ...

 

[MrsPassion]

I bet you are winging it by the seat of your pants very well ... Just keep smiling!!

This is when years of experience and public speaking classes save my ass. I just signed up for a big project but don’t know what it’s about

 

[Bry1313]

That’s not big enough. He couldn’t sink a dinghy

Quint needed a bigger boat

 

[MrsPassion]

Found it:
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/a7/e5/80/a7e5800fcc50d8682e0924dcaa4b85df--funny-bra-stuffed-toy.jpg

Your internet search history has to be terrifying

 

[hotcpu]

@MrsPassion looks like we're new AV twins

It finally happened!! Yay!! and yours is

Both are wonderful additions into the Avs that instantly catch eyeballs everywhere

 

[Lmizzler]

Anyone else starting to get worried that @crazychemgirl might be out using these lines on people and seeing what works best?

 

[Apisto42]

Your internet search history has to be terrifying

You may be right.

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2018/09/21/arts/21humor2/21humor2-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale

 

[SixShooter14]

Anyone else starting to get worried that @crazychemgirl might be out using these lines on people and seeing what works best?

I figured that was her plan all along

 

[hotcpu]

This is when years of experience and public speaking classes save my ass. I just signed up for a big project but don’t know what it’s about

Call another meeting to discuss with the team ... Of course make it virtual so you can still have LIT up ...

 

[Dubinsky]

Your internet search history has to be terrifying

I feel like that's true of almost everyone on this site.

 

[MrsPassion]

You may be right.

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2018/09/21/arts/21humor2/21humor2-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale

What in the “Daddy Issues of Performance Art” is this?!?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

You may be right.

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2018/09/21/arts/21humor2/21humor2-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale

Erm I have questions but please don't give me any answers

 

[MrsPassion]

I feel like that's true of almost everyone on this site.

Mine is all cupcakes and bukakke. Perfectly wholesome

 

[MedicalMuse]

Mine is all cupcakes and bukakke. Perfectly wholesome

I have questions.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Mine is all cupcakes and bukakke. Perfectly wholesome

Bukacakkes?

 

[MrsPassion]

I have questions.

I have answers

 

[MedicalMuse]

Bukacakkes?

That’s where I was going!!

 

[MrsPassion]

Bukacakkes?

Why does this make me hungry?

 

[MedicalMuse]

I have answers

Are we combining? I need to know flavor profiles. Frosting flavors and colors. Numbers.

 

[ihflrm]

Why does this make me hungry?

Y'all have the flipped the script on me as I'm not hungry!!!

 

[MrsPassion]

Are we combining? I need to know flavor profiles. Frosting flavors and colors. Numbers.

I needed something to watch while making cupcakes but now I have so many ideas.

I need volunteers!!

 

[MrsPassion]

Y'all have the flipped the script on me as I'm not hungry!!!

Salty and sweet have always gone together.

 

[ihflrm]

Salty and sweet have always gone together.

I think I know which combination to make that work.

 

[Apisto42]

Erm I have questions but please don't give me any answers

I have a theory that the Google algorithm programmers have a clown fetish. Pretty much anything you Google related to sex, if you scroll far enough there’s a freaky ass clown.

Weird ass mother fuckers.

 

[Apisto42]

I needed something to watch while making cupcakes but now I have so many ideas.

I need volunteers!!

I can make a really fantastic home made butter cream frosting. For real. No innuendo.

Your butt and my buttercream?