Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Y’all are entertaining as hell. I’m gonna get thrown out of this courtroom.

I got a second bouquet for you too

 

[Mr_bogey]

@Mr_bogey do I have any valid legal options here?

International Law is not my specialty. I think we would need it to continue on for a while longer before it rises to the level of a nuisance or intentional infliction of emotional distress.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Y’all are entertaining as hell. I’m gonna get thrown out of this courtroom.

Indecent Exposure? VA doesn't have a 3 time loser provision, do they?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Indecent Exposure? VA doesn't have a 3 time loser provision, do they?

You’re so funny. No more nudes for you.

And no, it wasn’t for me.

 

[Mr_bogey]

This deliberation is taking longer than the OJ verdict.

I didn't give CCG's brilliance enough credit. She's getting all the boobs she was claiming were going to be in the thread delivered right to her mailbox.

 

[MedicalMuse]

This deliberation is taking longer than the OJ verdict.

I didn't give CCG's brilliance enough credit. She's getting all the boobs she was claiming were going to be in the thread delivered right to her mailbox.

Of course because now I’m not gonna post them where you can see

 

[Mr_bogey]

You’re so funny. No more nudes for you.

And no, it wasn’t for me.

Just getting even

 

[MedicalMuse]

Just getting even

Or losing better, either way

 

[SixShooter14]

Of course because now I’m not gonna post them where you can see

you can just send 'em my way instead

 

[Bry1313]

Of course because now I’m not gonna post them where you can see

Why does Bogey ruin it for the rest of us?!?!?!?!

 

[PandemicReader8]

Of course because now I’m not gonna post them where you can see

oh no please don't post nudes oh the horror. please don't show us nudes.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Why does Bogey ruin it for the rest of us?!?!?!?!

 

[MrsPassion]

Anybody else suddenly asked to speak in a meeting but have no clue what’s going on cause you’ve been goofing off on Lit all morning, so you hodge podge, some motivational non profit type speech in the middle of your meeting, and everybody else but your boss is convinced you’ve been working all day?

No? Just me?

Alright …

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh thanks, perfect treat after such a rich lunch. Went past a flower shop and saw peonies are still in season and thought this bouquet would look lovely somewhere in your home

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Oh those are so lovely Bry. It will remind me of our lovely friendship whenever I see them. I have something for you too that I believe you would enjoy. It look me a little time to find but you are worth it.

 

[Apisto42]

Ni ho.

 

[Booboobear84]

Anybody else suddenly asked to speak in a meeting but have no clue what’s going on cause you’ve been goofing off on Lit all morning, so you hodge podge, some motivational non profit type speech in the middle of your meeting, and everybody else but your boss is convinced you’ve been working all day?

No? Just me?

Alright …

My boss always knows better, cause, he is me. As my brother likes to put it about his business, the boss is an Ahole, but I'm screwing his wife.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ni ho.

Thanks. I know Im a ho.

 

[MrsPassion]

My boss always knows better, cause, he is me. As my brother likes to put it about his business, the boss is an Ahole, but I'm screwing his wife.

My job would be 10x better if screwing was involved

 

[Apisto42]

Thanks. I know Im a ho.

I’m shit at writing pinyin.and autocorrect doesn’t help…

 

[Booboobear84]

My job would be 10x better if screwing was involved

Yeah, there is one client I have the hots for.

 

[Dubinsky]

Alas, I’m sticking with my principled stance against this “emoji link” trend.

I feel like that’s hurting me, here…

 

[Bry1313]

Oh those are so lovely Bry. It will remind me of our lovely friendship whenever I see them. I have something for you too that I believe you would enjoy. It look me a little time to find but you are worth it.

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OMG, this has been impossible to get ahold of lately and you do this for me? I’d been saving my last bit because having an empty bottle was making me sad.

I’ll be sure to toast you with my first pour and thank you with each sip. A gift like this means more than you can ever know.

I’m not sure either of us will ever be able to fully repay @LadyLascivious1 for helping us to realize we were meant to be such good friends here, but I’m sure I speak for you as well, if there is anything either of us can do for or to her, as a thank you, neither one of us would hesitate to fulfill any request by her.

Truly, I’m touched OP.

 

[Lmizzler]

Alas, I’m sticking with my principled stance against this “emoji link” trend.

I feel like that’s hurting me, here…

Life is all about choices.
Some are good choices and some are bad!

 

[Lmizzler]

OMG, this has been impossible to get ahold of lately and you do this for me? I’d been saving my last bit because having an empty bottle was making me sad.

I’ll be sure to toast you with my first pour and thank you with each sip. A gift like this means more than you can ever know.

I’m not sure either of us will ever be able to fully repay @LadyLascivious1 for helping us to realize we were meant to be such good friends here, but I’m sure I speak for you as well, if there is anything either of us can do for or to her, as a thank you, neither one of us would hesitate to fulfill any request by her.

Truly, I’m touched OP.

Even though this comment is $h!T. It's true Blantons isn't the easiest to come by.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

@MrsPassion looks like we're new AV twins